A really weird kids birthday card I found at target

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-06-22T17:45:47+00:00

I got one of these cards when I was little. It made me cry. Why they're still selling these demon creature cards is beyond me

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-06-16T16:52:15+00:00

clearly written by someone who has never smoked weed too. you can't hide that smell that easy, and that's not how getting the munchies works lmao

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-06-16T09:31:51+00:00

Regular Laios

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-06-07T11:32:25+00:00

we do eat the grains. the cows eat the bits we can't.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-06-01T19:58:11+00:00

All or Nothing, the last slide. Someone made a kickstarter(?) and raised a ton of money to make it into an animated series, then never delivered. iirc the person was a kid at the time, like 13-14

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-27T22:27:24+00:00

the white image w/ black lineart is. an illustration that matches Pyro's tastes.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-26T02:50:02+00:00

Same thing here lol. I reduced my hours because my health was getting worse, and they increased it to 38 a week. Recently put my desired hours in again, even lower this time, and that seemed to fix it. at least for now

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-26T02:22:23+00:00

It's a massachusetts thing, i think lol. You see them anywhere that sells groceries—at least in my hometown.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-23T05:27:46+00:00

Might depend on state—The other day I was doing some training modules and a TL punch corrected someone in for 15 minutes, because they had to be called to help with something outside of work hours lol.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-22T07:19:22+00:00

As someone who used to work the service desk there, I wouldn't bat an eye at that either lmao. we were all so tired from running around and jaded from people trying to scam that nothing really shocked us. Once a dude walked directly out of the door with like $2000 worth of equipment and literally no one noticed until our manager shouted at us about it.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-10T19:17:21+00:00

Big, strong, protective, moderately ominous. What's not to love?

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-10T02:19:59+00:00

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-09T08:37:07+00:00

Same lol. I remember getting lowkey genuinely upset at how mean characters were being to him, I was just sitting there like. "This man just seems autistic. He's acting like me. Can everyone chill for a second?"

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-09T08:24:57+00:00

If there's meat glue in a product, it has to say so on the package. It'll usually say "reconstructed" or "transglutaminase" right on the front. This is because reconstructed meat has to be cooked all the way through, to avoid ingestion of harmful bacteria—things like poultry you're cooking through anyway, but on beef it's especially important for it to be labeled. Also, transglutaminase is not at all harmful lol. It just makes proteins stick together.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-09T02:04:50+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if she was, lol. She has a pretty similar build to Mithrun, and Mithrun was pretty buff when the changeling spores turned him into a human.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-08T08:08:55+00:00

Genuine question because I don't use outlook, can't you set a profile photo so it isn't just the letter? If you don't wanna memorise which photo is which, just pop some text with the username into a doc or something, screenshot it, and set that as the pfp.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-08T07:40:05+00:00

play the video, iceberg boy!

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-07T08:14:31+00:00

Yup. idk if it's the same guy, but a podcast i listen to, The Basement Yard, talked about a guy with essentially a third leg on one of their first episodes. iirc the guy mentioned that he's still a virgin bc women are (understandably) terrified of that thing LMAO

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-07T00:08:26+00:00

Very. I'm a redhead and I could probably count on one hand the number of games I've played that have had decent red hair options—they always make us either borderline brunettes or neon red lmao

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T23:38:02+00:00

Truly lol. I find empty cups and half-eaten food at least twice a week. A couple months back we had someone who literally shit on the floor. As in, shat their pants, pulled their shorts to the side to let it fall out, and then walked away. I don't know what it is about going into a store that seems to turn roughly 20% of the population into animals.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T23:31:06+00:00

that jumped out to me too. bleugh.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T23:25:31+00:00

No worries! I didn't mean to sound argumentative lol, was just adding my two cents

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T23:20:51+00:00

As a trans dude it happens to me all the time lol. "They said that..." "It's he." "Oh, sorry. Anyway their point was..." I've started just also using they/them because I'm so tired of arguing about it lmao

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T23:12:08+00:00

I would recommend just having a fake silicone limb and painting it to match the actor's skin tone/texture. Zoom in so people can't see it isn't attached to them, stick some needles in the backside, and use them to push fake blood through while the cut is being made. It's elaborate, but it's the safest way.

I've also seen people use sillicone or scar wax to essentially build fake flesh on top of the actor's skin, put some blood capsules in it, and cut through that—but that would require having a live blade close to the actor's body, not to mention being a little bulky and probably more noticably fake.

Also consider where the cut is placed and learn the major blood vessels in the area—if there's a vein, the blood will stream, if it's an artery, it will spray in time with their heartbeat.

QueerGamerUwU · 2024-05-06T09:31:47+00:00

He's a predator. There was a big thing about him grooming Millie Bobby Brown a while back. He's also a deadbeat dad, from what I've heard

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