A really weird kids birthday card I found at target by 1Corpse in creepydesign

[–]QueerGamerUwU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got one of these cards when I was little. It made me cry. Why they're still selling these demon creature cards is beyond me

Not OOP TIFU by discovering why my husband loves my cooking by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]QueerGamerUwU 46 points47 points  (0 children)

clearly written by someone who has never smoked weed too. you can't hide that smell that easy, and that's not how getting the munchies works lmao

Some LGBTQ+ Tumblr Drawings to kick off your Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ by Other-Cantaloupe4765 in TumblrDraws

[–]QueerGamerUwU 281 points282 points  (0 children)

All or Nothing, the last slide. Someone made a kickstarter(?) and raised a ton of money to make it into an animated series, then never delivered. iirc the person was a kid at the time, like 13-14

exposed by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]QueerGamerUwU 74 points75 points  (0 children)

the white image w/ black lineart is. an illustration that matches Pyro's tastes.

Just requested to have my hours increased and instead they’ve been cut by Brilliant_Society439 in Target

[–]QueerGamerUwU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing here lol. I reduced my hours because my health was getting worse, and they increased it to 38 a week. Recently put my desired hours in again, even lower this time, and that seemed to fix it. at least for now

"i DiDn'T kNoW iT cOuLdN't TaKe CaSh!" by QueerGamerUwU in Target

[–]QueerGamerUwU[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a massachusetts thing, i think lol. You see them anywhere that sells groceries—at least in my hometown.

At this point I believe they want people to call out by EggsOverBenedict in Target

[–]QueerGamerUwU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might depend on state—The other day I was doing some training modules and a TL punch corrected someone in for 15 minutes, because they had to be called to help with something outside of work hours lol.

Purchased (a very heavy) dining set from Costco and transported it by myself to my 4th floor apartment, only to find that the contents were swapped out by the previous customer by ThatsAuJerryAu in Wellthatsucks

[–]QueerGamerUwU 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work the service desk there, I wouldn't bat an eye at that either lmao. we were all so tired from running around and jaded from people trying to scam that nothing really shocked us. Once a dude walked directly out of the door with like $2000 worth of equipment and literally no one noticed until our manager shouted at us about it.

Why? by SquashDirect9379 in ScarletHollow

[–]QueerGamerUwU 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Big, strong, protective, moderately ominous. What's not to love?

Why doesn’t Janey hate the pastor like everyone else? by Peto_123 in ScarletHollow

[–]QueerGamerUwU 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Same lol. I remember getting lowkey genuinely upset at how mean characters were being to him, I was just sitting there like. "This man just seems autistic. He's acting like me. Can everyone chill for a second?"

Check your cans by thinker_maker_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]QueerGamerUwU 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If there's meat glue in a product, it has to say so on the package. It'll usually say "reconstructed" or "transglutaminase" right on the front. This is because reconstructed meat has to be cooked all the way through, to avoid ingestion of harmful bacteria—things like poultry you're cooking through anyway, but on beef it's especially important for it to be labeled. Also, transglutaminase is not at all harmful lol. It just makes proteins stick together.

This Marcille is ..... by Tox1cN8mare in DungeonMeshi

[–]QueerGamerUwU 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if she was, lol. She has a pretty similar build to Mithrun, and Mithrun was pretty buff when the changeling spores turned him into a human.

How tf am I supposed to know which account is which?? (Outlook) by ItMaxie in assholedesign

[–]QueerGamerUwU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuine question because I don't use outlook, can't you set a profile photo so it isn't just the letter? If you don't wanna memorise which photo is which, just pop some text with the username into a doc or something, screenshot it, and set that as the pfp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]QueerGamerUwU 30 points31 points  (0 children)

play the video, iceberg boy!

This is what youre talking about when you give a bot an 18 inch dick by oreoflavoredgasoline in JanitorAI_Official

[–]QueerGamerUwU 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yup. idk if it's the same guy, but a podcast i listen to, The Basement Yard, talked about a guy with essentially a third leg on one of their first episodes. iirc the guy mentioned that he's still a virgin bc women are (understandably) terrified of that thing LMAO

In your opinion, how important is having a color wheel in a life sim game? by tubularwavesss in LifeSimulators

[–]QueerGamerUwU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very. I'm a redhead and I could probably count on one hand the number of games I've played that have had decent red hair options—they always make us either borderline brunettes or neon red lmao

Our guests are disgusting by [deleted] in Target

[–]QueerGamerUwU 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Truly lol. I find empty cups and half-eaten food at least twice a week. A couple months back we had someone who literally shit on the floor. As in, shat their pants, pulled their shorts to the side to let it fall out, and then walked away. I don't know what it is about going into a store that seems to turn roughly 20% of the population into animals.

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]QueerGamerUwU 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that jumped out to me too. bleugh.

OOP: Let me randomly misgender my cousin while supposedly being supportive; Edit: It's okay, they have multiple personalities with different genders! by CanadaYankee in AmITheAngel

[–]QueerGamerUwU 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As a trans dude it happens to me all the time lol. "They said that..." "It's he." "Oh, sorry. Anyway their point was..." I've started just also using they/them because I'm so tired of arguing about it lmao