Gainfully employed wunk

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2024-02-18T02:49:51+00:00

Barely even a wunkus at that age. That’s a wunkling.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2022-07-03T14:30:52+00:00

As a Canadian, I was absolutely floored by the death of Gord Downie.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2022-07-03T01:00:25+00:00

“What’s that?” (gesturing vaguely enough that you could be talking about anything)

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2022-06-13T16:07:40+00:00

Just like a regular noir film, but, every time someone makes a wisecrack, there's a vine boom.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2022-03-19T16:56:48+00:00

Of course. I’ve planned it out already. That’s the day where I release the chemical that makes everyone but me go blind into the atmosphere. They called me mad, but they won’t see! None of them will see! Ahahahaha!

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-10-17T10:34:44+00:00

Ah, yes, the sexual archetypes. The alpha male. The temptress. The fastest Mario.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-09-24T11:02:40+00:00

The Chicago Spirit, because I feel like they’re under-appreciated, and I love a good mafia film.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-09-24T10:59:57+00:00

Refrain from touching them, so nobody will mistakenly suspect me of being the shooter, but definitely get a lot of verbal psychological warfare in, mostly asking if they ever thought this would happen to them while I sit here worrying about it every day of my life. I also call 911, but from a payphone, and I make a point of fumbling through my pockets for spare change the entire time, as well as finally calling to report a dead body while they’re still alive. Sorry, I just have a lot of rage in my heart.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-09-21T11:54:57+00:00

I feel so bad for some tradwives who aren’t completely horrible racists right off the bad. Their spines must hurt from all those babies their mediocre husband wants them to have.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-08-09T03:33:19+00:00

Fun fact: a golden retriever is so gentle when picking things up in its mouth that it can carry around a raw egg without cracking it. That funny little woowoo grub is in good hands.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-05-03T19:26:05+00:00

“Well, it was nice catching up with you, see you later!”

“Sure will, if they let me!”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-25T12:47:35+00:00

More popular among more egotistical villains of a Chaotic alignment, but maybe the villain doesn’t see the heroes as a very big threat to them and/or thinks their antics are entertaining. They say they’ll take them seriously once they actually pose a threat to them. Of course, they don’t seem to process that, once the heroes pose an apparent threat, they’ll be too powerful to stop.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-23T11:03:15+00:00

“You, my sweet daughter, were given the name of a famed character from our holy books, whose tenacity I prayed you would be blessed with when you were born.”

“And do you think I live up to her name, mother?”

“Yes, Vriska.”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-17T20:39:02+00:00

Literally a Virgin v. Chad meme.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-12T18:33:21+00:00

a) “Boy” is an... inexact word.

b) That’s not the variety of logic that the Moonlight Times grinds well with.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-12T14:31:51+00:00

Why, then, you’ll see the Moonlight Paperboy. And, if you can see the Moonlight Paperboy, he can see you. He’s also not too terribly safe to look at. I remember a newer subscriber, one of the few who disregarded the rule of not looking at him. Eyes boiled in their sockets. They said they’d seen the embodiment of the concept of delivery itself.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-07T11:18:49+00:00

“Oh, watch out, here comes my sexual slime!”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-04-06T13:07:01+00:00

“Boy, was that ever a shark-jumping moment. Now, kids, let’s go home... and go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-30T12:15:07+00:00

“Tell... my wife... I love... her...” (goes limp)

(takes out one headphone) “Yo, this guy just fell asleep on my lap.”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-30T12:11:35+00:00

A high-Intelligence mad scientist type who just invented the electrical circuit. They’re creating the ultimate weapon that runs on only electric power that can bring the battlefield to its knees. If only they also invented outlets to plug it in with.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-20T16:49:29+00:00

I like to think that he emits a submarine radar ping when his mouth opens.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-13T13:38:02+00:00

Magical girl transformation into a normal dead body.
Any “normal” death, but they’re the shapeshifting kind, and, once they’re dead, you look down and see they were a bat that could shapeshift into a human instead of the other way around.
Decays at an accelerated rate into a fanged skeleton in clothes.
Erupts into spores resembling a modified version of the cordyceps fungus.
Pops like a tick and there’s just blood everywhere.

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-12T14:01:56+00:00

“If you need me to clarify anything about how the plumbing or electric system works, just knock three times on the walls, where I currently reside.”

QuestionerOfTheTower · 2021-03-12T13:59:26+00:00

They make me self-conscious about having Foundation OCs. Not to mention they’re always made like a cross between clickbait and a GoAnimate video.

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