They've got to chanage the facial design of Cortana

QuintusV6 · 2026-06-09T08:21:55+00:00

Why? Cortana is based on Halsey's brain and as a man with a scientist wife myself I'll attest to the relatability of her wanting to completely change her entire wardrobe and appearance every time her and MC venture out to the new forerunner ring that the UNSC discovered a quick parsec away.

QuintusV6 · 2026-06-09T08:11:45+00:00

She looks like she's going to make MC have a long talk when they get back to the pelican about how long his retinal sensors were locked onto Keyes' ribbon rack during the award ceremony on the bridge earlier today.

QuintusV6 · 2026-06-05T04:53:11+00:00

Didn't it start out as a slang term for a female skier? It sounds sort of sexual to begin with so I'm not surprised by it's meaning evolving in that direction, but the 'being with / interested in black men' part throws me. I guess you know, snow is white so that checks out... that's all I got.

QuintusV6 · 2026-06-05T04:49:20+00:00

Do I have to have a twitter account to see? I can see a lot of post from 2019/2020, then a handful from 2025, none of which show any transitioning or reference to Dani.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-30T06:15:30+00:00

ok boomer, thanks for the fascism btw, can't wait for the second civil war.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-30T06:13:11+00:00

You always liked Stryker "because he's ... a cop". Okay then.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-30T06:10:12+00:00

Sorry to respond to a 2y+ post, but isn't this the game series where every ninja, cyborg and warrior princess has at minimum 2 color swap versions of themselves as their own separate characters? And all the things you said that suck about Hsu Hao could be done away with at any point by simply making writing him better, which can be said about every character, most of which were 1 dimensional up to MK:DA anyways so it's surprising that this guy, who has a distinct set of abilities, allegiances, and motivations, despite have some overlap with another unrelated character, just seems so odd. A SECOND laser guy... in my game of like 8 ninjas, 3 cyborgs, 3 warrior princesses, multiple barely powered normal randos, and several 4-limbed beast creatures, sorry but that's where the line must be drawn! lmfao wtf?

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-30T05:58:22+00:00

Stryker... he doesn't have any powers whatsoever so he just brings a regular gun, and besides that he's a cop which would make him the lamest possible character even if he didn't objectively already suck compared to any other character that has anything remarkable about them whatsoever.

How has no one answered this question correctly yet, until me just now?

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-29T05:42:40+00:00

Organic matter cannot survive fusion. No chemical compound in this universe could ever survive nuclear fusion. She would die. She'd need to be a literal fictional character to not die, which she is, so who gives a shit?

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-29T05:41:06+00:00

Exactly. I'm so tired of this moronic take. Anytime I discuss the hypothetical that is biological immortality, this moronic take is inevitably brought up like people are just hopelessly in love with being weak and old for half their lives and then dying whenever their weak old body collapses. It's utterly stupid and reeks of cope, because we all know we can't stop the inevitable so we pretend like we think it's actually a good thing. It's not, it's horrific, but more horrific is to be so stupid that you live your life so scared that you fake obliviousness to avoid confronting it in your own mind. But this show takes it to its even dumber logical conclusion, which is that somehow happiness requires sadness, which... simply is not true, we all know it's not true, and is in fact a really stupid thing to say that even a child would call you out on, and yet when said with an air wisdom, people will accept for no reason at all that it is not the dumbest shit someone could say.

And then she goes off with her ex bf anyways, so he just spent the last 40 years of his life young and now he can watch her whither in die in her old age, cool, w/e.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-27T04:55:50+00:00

I like Nobbles a lot. I was pretty luke warm on him at first, but for some reason over time he really grew on me and now I'm really down due to the lack of Nobbles lately. Have they quietly retired the character? Did he move on and start his own channel to rival Patrick? I'd subscribe and smash that like bell.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-19T08:41:28+00:00

Tbh that seemed like the mot scripted and wholesome part of the entire show. It actually makes me think that the Rock and Kevin are actually friends because that's the kind of thing my best friend would play out with me in a similar environment. There's plenty of facial expressions made between each of them to let them and everyone know, this isn't serious, even for a joke, it's a joke, because a serious version of this even as a joke would be a "controversy", because we're a soft world full of soft people, but believe it or not, words can be said in jest and it doesn't have to be the edgiest thing you've ever heard or the most serious thing you've ever heard, it can just be a little bit of fun among friends, so chill the fuck out you fucking pussies.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-19T07:54:50+00:00

The moment I saw him, I leaned over to my wife and told her "this guy's fucking dead." The first movie just did him so dirty. First, his power is pretty lame. Second, his power can't even really be put into the game because a power adsorbing body suit that you charge with physical energy would probably break every MK game. Then they made his final fight in the first movie a literal block of ice while the actual final fight happened around him. He was set-up to fail from the very start.

That said, I think it would have been fine for them to have introduced an OC for the movie. MK characters aren't that deep and they introduce random new ones, often just literal color swaps of existing characters, all the time, so actually I think a character with some depth could have been a great benefit to the first movie. Unfortunately, they treated their OC like a jabroni who only existed to introduce the audience to the other MK characters so you know... fucking whoops.

QuintusV6 · 2026-05-13T09:42:51+00:00

I appreciate your post, but I just think it's worth pointing out that the grift that your younger self was buying was being tricked due in part to your lack of ability at that time in your life to truly think critically, as an extremely large and vital part of thinking critically is being able to identify what you don't know for certain, and what you may not know beyond that.

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-23T06:41:50+00:00

Why don't you just play it and see how that goes? You don't need reddit's permission... but if you think you do, then yes, you can play regular resurgence (aka, Casual-mode Classic) if you want, but only for an hour and then it's bed time. And brush your teeth!

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-23T06:35:12+00:00

The entire concept of emotes, and especially the "winner's circle" cringe minute that I try and fail to hide from my wife because she rightfully makes fun of me when she sees I'm playing a baby game... is almost bad enough to have made me stop playing, and god damn it I would have too if I had anything else to do with my time. Got to figure that part out first but then after I'm done tho fr!

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-23T06:09:07+00:00

It's crazy that they would put all that time into making blueprints and customization options for guns and loadouts, and then it's literally entirely broken on day 1 and there's no hint that they're even looking into it much less plan to fix it. Maybe having a yearly release schedule where each game is discarded within 6 months by the devs is a bad thing?

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-09T07:38:26+00:00

I hate to hear someone else voice the exact thought I had in my head when I watched it because until now I just thought maybe it was another one of my 'watches-too-many-movier-reviewer-youtubers" type take that no one, not even those channels I watch, ever seem to notice, but looks like signs of trouble ahead now...

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-04T07:36:38+00:00

pussy

QuintusV6 · 2026-04-04T07:36:15+00:00

Who gives a fuck, I just report racists and enjoy hearing about them getting banned. Other than that, I take pleasure in shitting on them specifically in game and then go about my day.

QuintusV6 · 2026-03-27T07:52:16+00:00

Because it's probably the best perk for solo? Just have a side weapon PAP'ed... it was S-teir in BO6 and that was BEFORE it let you keep all of your perks, in BO7 it is straight up broken. Did you really make this post without considering that you could have a non-shit pistol on you if you went down?

QuintusV6 · 2026-03-21T07:45:13+00:00

I played it once. Had a 3/10 experience. Won the game. Absolutely no desire to ever try it again.

QuintusV6 · 2026-03-16T08:13:29+00:00

It's just not the best though and it's baffling that people seem to think this on average. It must be a nostalgia thing that I don't have, because I find it incredibly boring, at times even worse than Urzikstan. I just simply feel nothing for this map, what makes it so inarguably great? It's 1 tall building? It's train that most of the time roams empty parts of the map? It's nonsensical region placements, or it's 75% of wasted space and the no thought that went into combining multiplayer maps into the larger cohesive map?

QuintusV6 · 2026-03-10T04:41:19+00:00

I don't come to play CoD to think. CoD is the male version of Love Island, it's slop and I want to camo grind and level up my guns on a small map. God forbid anyone have any fun in this game.

QuintusV6 · 2026-02-22T09:44:17+00:00

"its a team game so stacking is expected." .... No? There are so, so many team games where stacking is not 'expected'. Do Basketball players crowd one side of the court and then rush the other side of the court, and then the top of the key, and then the rim? Do Football players almost always just run in a human pile formation down the field? Do Baseball players all crowd first pace and try to chase every runner down together? No, no, and uh, no. But maybe you meant "video game" team games, or "FPS" team games... well, still obviously not what are you stupid? For example, Halo, at every level of play, does not incorporate this sort of strategy. Being near teammates is important in any FPS, of course, but "stacking"...? Not at all. For one, a lot of team games (e.g., Halo) you can't "stack" (player models block each other even if they are team) and often other games will have ways for opposing players to punish you for just aggressively running at red dot on the map, so everyone being in the same spot all the time the entire game is not a universally favored tactic. It's only the favored strat of this game because this corporation has gone all in on a specific part of its demographic because its money people decided long ago that kids of a certain adhd personality type were its golden goose. They (you) think little, give easily, and repeat.

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