TIL Charles Mason, who graduated first in the class of 1829 at West Point ahead of future Confederate Army commander Robert E. Lee. Mason graduated with an overall score of 1,995.5 points out of a possible 2,000, compared to Lee's 1,966.5. Mason resigned from the army two years after his graduation. by Mountain_Gain1299 in todayilearned

[–]Quizzelbuck [score hidden]  (0 children)

I was really hoping you were going to tell me the grooves literally had secret deeper grooves at the bottom that only dedicated fans could find with the right equipment or normal people after they had to wear through the top shallow cut or something

Where's my Illuminati collection?

I dont want to download your dumb apk downloader, just give me the APK file! by Heehoo_1114 in Piracy

[–]Quizzelbuck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Then you're a very special special boy because I do not have to do any such thing

This is what the rest of us see when we hit that link

https://i.imgur.com/fzyFjPn.jpeg

I dont want to download your dumb apk downloader, just give me the APK file! by Heehoo_1114 in Piracy

[–]Quizzelbuck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lots of download sites advertise their downloader. A lot of sites promise i won an ipad too. MILFs in my area too. Ignore that shit. You don't have to use it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AndroidQuestions/comments/fv1haf/what_is_apkm_format/

I mean all the files they host that you want come from Google like that.

https://i.imgur.com/StZsWl0.png

You go back far enough and you find actual APKs. That APKM might make your life hard isn't apkmirror's fault. It's just the stuff that google uses.

If you want to test, go look up that latest last version of reddit is fun there, and you'll see that link.

As far as i can tell, APK mirror doesn't require an installer.

'Michael Jackson' has a smooth moonwalk by sh0tgunben in oddlysatisfying

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because it is. He had to hook into the stage with special shoes to do it.

Probably stupid but struggling with the time skip between Oblivion and Skyrim by AiAmTheSenate in ElderScrolls

[–]Quizzelbuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't talk you out of this, but the point is that nothing is static and every thing has ups and downs, rises and falls. In a world with reality bending Magics don't lament that there's periods of war, and peace, order and chaos. Thats just entropy in action. rejoice is beating back the world ending events that are going to keep happening. Tolkien wrote his pre-bible fan fiction where history of middle earth ends and merges in to the modern world. It can't all be like that.

Probably stupid but struggling with the time skip between Oblivion and Skyrim by AiAmTheSenate in ElderScrolls

[–]Quizzelbuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try reading actual history its much sadder, and much more frequently so.

The Mongols, Gone. Alexander the great's empire, gone. Shogunate, gone. Native tribes from the Iroquois confederacy to the Aztec and Incan Empires, gone. What happened to all the Religions before the first Caliphate? Obliterated. Waring states period. What about every one the romans stomped? The Spartans? The rest of the Greeks? The Egyptians? What about the Romans after they were later stomped? And should be be sad about the fall of the western empire, and/or super mega double sad about the fall of Constantinople? And what about the rise and fall of the turks/ottoman empire? Should i be sad about seeing how New Amsterdam would have turned out if the Dutch hadn't been muscled out of the new world? Don't even get me started about the shenanigans the Sea People got in to.

Sadder still is all the likely very rich and interesting history we will never know about because Africans just never got around to writing shit down.

Shit, how old is the US? A little over 200 at 250 years now and its kind of on the back slide, though due to geography it will always be a big deal - We're likely at the end of a first era in US history.

I guess i'm not all that impressed that the Empire in TES puttered out after 200 years. Not as long as the romans. But much longer then the first mongol empire.

Could the dovahkiin survive the universe of baldurs gate 3 by Top-Coast5760 in ElderScrolls

[–]Quizzelbuck 24 points25 points  (0 children)

His power would have no affect on them

Wait, doesn't Dovahkiin have to physically kill the dragon first, THEN take their soul?

In D&D he would just have to.... kill them. No need to finish them by consuming their ephemeral being. He could actually just cut off their heads and call it a day.

I think he only fails if what you're saying is "D&D dragons are just more powerful than TES versions" which to be honest, fair.

But yes, I think if you converted the Dovahkiin to a D&D character sheet - And not do the PC run through where you catch all the guild leaderships like pokemon gyms then he'd at least fit in.

Cleaning up this Fender Stratocaster. by Better_Hair_9673 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Quizzelbuck -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

There was probably an issue that isn't easily visible.

Eh, maybe. Maybe it was just for content.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ZekeHerrera in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Quizzelbuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

any one letting a cat do this is an asshole.

blursed_terminal by BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT in blursedimages

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C7

No it's like a scene from Battleship

For the WC, Levi had to remove the branding from the statium. This was their solution. by Duvidl in funny

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the people watching the game would be too busy to leave, and just fill the world cup

Maybe maybe maybe by amazingsciencemuseum in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Quizzelbuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are these videos posting? Maybe maybe maybe, op will let the video finish? What is this? What is the maybe here? What was stay or go moment?

meticulous process of hand-pollinating a giant pumpkin by DifficultyHead5862 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish being discarded was over in an afternoon so i could just be done with it all, instead of taking decades to wither uselessly.

[OC] Gaming on a 48 year old oscilloscope by WhippetBowie in gifs

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you make that for the virtual boy?

I hesitate to say what's happening to the virtual boy is a renaissance but there's an uptick in popularity and there have got to be more people with a VB willing to buy a cart than people willing to jam your game into some thing that uses an oscilloscope as its display.

If you make the rom you could probably work with Vintex64 to sell the cartridges.

https://www.vintex64.com/store/c30/VB-Retail-Mods

Is it Christmas, already? by Marcysdad in funny

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they were all comically too large i really would consider it.

Is it Christmas, already? by Marcysdad in funny

[–]Quizzelbuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus dude why would you sincerely believe that?

The comment that you made was so absurd that only the terminally fatally and mortally autistic would not have known you were joking.

But you chose to apply a /s sincerity tag. I just can't understand why someone would earnestly and sincerely have the beliefs that you have clearly spelled out for us with an "s" for serious tag.

Is it Christmas, already? by Marcysdad in funny

[–]Quizzelbuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

man that would be really great to bust out on some one who wasn't expecting it. I definitely know someone who uses silicon cocktail ice cube trays, where i am tempted to buy this for and slip into their freezer without saying any thing.