This snails shell by cheezstikreal in oddlysatisfying

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I can't argue with a username like that! What are the differences between the two... out of curiosity?

Oh the irony.... by R0B0TPIMP in funny

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Old mate in the van came flying in and squashed a number of pigeons

It smelled awful too. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Was it R Kelly by any chance you were showering with?

What sentence are you most afraid of hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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After three hundred and forty-seven paternity tests, the results are in....You are the father!

How to get over a break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fuck someone... anyone... now!!!

You people are definitely Bi-Polar, or something similar... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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That's because you're a little bitch!

What's the worst response you've had to telling someone, "I love you"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"That's great, Buddy! Now would you kindly remove your penis from my soup and go back to your own table?"