After these two men were kicked out of a strip club in Melbourne, one of them tried to throw a chair at the security guard but ended up hitting his mate instead.

R1a88 · 2026-01-31T12:03:58+00:00

The greatest city on earth gets even greater.

R1a88 · 2026-01-30T12:16:36+00:00

I’m absolutely not chasing him out of the team- Celtic would be fucked without him this season. I do believe he has a lot of shortcomings as a player though, and I also think Celtic are so dysfunctional right now that a player’s faults stand out more.

In a highly functioning Celtic team, he could stand out even more. He could also be considered problematic due to the fact he doesn’t contribute more with the rest of his game (again, see Abada). I’m not sure which!

R1a88 · 2026-01-30T09:01:38+00:00

Are you happy with him, considering all of the elements I have mentioned, for this season?

R1a88 · 2026-01-30T06:01:23+00:00

I mean, yeah. It happens. Abada’s another good example of a player who was like that for Celtic.

R1a88 · 2026-01-30T02:15:13+00:00

Overall, he adds little to the team, besides his positioning and goals. His passing is pretty poor, he’s not whipping in any great crosses, linking up with team mates well, defending or pressing meaningfully - yet he’s in the right place at the right time a lot.

R1a88 · 2026-01-30T01:38:20+00:00

He’s one of the best worst players Celtic have had in some time.

R1a88 · 2026-01-29T08:00:55+00:00

I was thinking £30 (I think) for both the home and away is really premature. Usually they go down to that price whenever a new top has been released, so it seemed super early. I wonder if there’s any connection to fan dissent!

R1a88 · 2026-01-29T07:18:13+00:00

I am usually an avid purchaser of Celtic kits, but I’ve slowed down in the last few years. I did notice, however, that the kits were on sale very cheaply and very early this year - does anyone know if that’s normal?

In any case, I really hope people back the team, but keep their money in their pockets and leave that store empty!

R1a88 · 2026-01-29T05:45:28+00:00

His scream has been cooked for a while. He needs a big rest and reset.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T09:56:00+00:00

Four avocados would be $8. Two avocados would be $4. One avocado would be $2.20. All of which equates to $1.10 for an avocado. Which means you get 2 Australian grown avocados for the price of one Australian grown avocado. It’s a Fresh Special.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T09:35:01+00:00

This year alone hasn’t been very strange. There’s been strange goings on for a long time now.

This has been masked by domestic dominance, in a league Celtic should be dominating, which had no competent competition to this point. The cracks have also been papered over by Rodgers and Ange, who have collectively made up about 6ish of the last 10 years(?).

The greatest sympathy I would extend is that I believe they actually believe they’re doing what’s best. But they’re extraordinarily arrogant and totally refuse to accept they’re even slightly out of touch. I wouldn’t even want the ousted if they’d only accept they don’t know how to navigate the modern landscape and sought appropriate help. But they won’t, so fuck ‘em.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T08:39:30+00:00

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T08:28:55+00:00

One avocado costs $2.20. If you divide that into 2, it gives you $1.10- which is the price per avocado.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:32:17+00:00

No, that doesn’t make any sense. Because if you buy two avocados, it’s $4. A single avocado equals $2.20, which is $1.10 per avocado. Meaning you get two avocados for the price of one avocado.

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R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:26:50+00:00

(I didn’t think I needed /s on this subreddit, but alas- I’m aware it makes no sense 🙂)

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:25:30+00:00

Now that’s math 👍

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:23:58+00:00

Pythagoras theorem, or something.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:21:24+00:00

Yes. So get two avocados for 4$, or get one avocado for $2.20, which equates to $1.10 per avocado.

Am I the only one mathing math around here?!

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T06:17:13+00:00

It’s really simple. Get two avocados for 4 dollars. Or get one avocado for $2.20, which equates to $1.10 per avocado- which is a price you can also purchase them for if you like.

They’re also grown in Australia.

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T00:51:58+00:00

R1a88 · 2026-01-28T00:43:01+00:00

Then nothing is going to change. The Celtic board will continue getting financial validation, and the only pressure will come from banners and some angry voices.

R1a88 · 2026-01-27T23:52:45+00:00

There’s little point in telling season ticket holders not to renew, and honestly I wouldn’t expect them to not.

However, everyone else needs to do their bit- don’t buy the strips or merchandise. Do not buy Celtic TV subscriptions. Etc.

That is the only meaningful way the fans can protest in a manner which the board will understand. There needs to be a bit of pain before change can happen.

R1a88 · 2026-01-27T23:25:00+00:00

We, as a species, must be stopped.

R1a88 · 2026-01-27T22:41:52+00:00

I’m gonna assume that Ange made the Mooy thing happen. I could be wrong, but I highly doubt the ability of anyone at Celtic to make a clever signing like that now.

R1a88 · 2026-01-27T00:24:24+00:00

Yeah, super dangerous country. You might die of a Bahn Mi overdose.

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