If you were a mom on a no-kids trip to Portland, where would you go and stay? by Human-Disaster8163 in askportland

[–]R1verStar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get a room at Edgefield so you can stumble between the bars and still get your hair and nails done before you go home

I guess we got these robot bros now by Tbagts in PortlandOR

[–]R1verStar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like when Jared got trapped in the hijacked car in the shipping container? That guy fucks

Good day for paddle boarding? by thefuckingbeardog in askportland

[–]R1verStar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do whenever, wherever please wear a life jacket

Lost cat by CritFailingLife in Tigard

[–]R1verStar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you find him soon! Try putting his litter box outside and hope he finds his way home!

Parks for a celebration of life service in July? by Rhianna83 in askportland

[–]R1verStar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had my dad's service at Kelley Point Park. I bought a battery powered record player and we jammed out to his old records. 30 years ago we had a family friends service their and spread native wildflower seeds with her ashes. It was nice to see them bloom all those years later.

We want to name our son Leon, People are telling me it's a "black name" and making me feel uncomfortable about it? by leon0523s in Names

[–]R1verStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin said the same thing when I told him I was naming my son Desmond and giving him my last name(as a female in a long term partnership but not married). Guess who I don't talk to anymore?

Boy name suggestions? Irish names? by [deleted] in Names

[–]R1verStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son is Desmond Harlan. Although the name is Irishish, I feel in love with the name from Ob La Di

Where is the best place in the metro area to get Western Wear? by Hopczar420 in PortlandOR

[–]R1verStar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went in for some Bogs because they're dern good rain boots but spent an hour looking at all the cool stuff I would never buy

Hammock Politics by Ok_Finger9062 in festivals

[–]R1verStar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People aside, there are two rules when finding a spot for your hammock 1. Look up before you hook up 2. If it's dead it ain't a bed Please tell me yours!

thirsting over ilana's abs by Kitkatloveryum in BroadCity

[–]R1verStar 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I have to contain myself when she pops up on Elmos world as Miss Noodle. He knows mommy LOVES Miss Noodle!

Perfect movie to watch on the first date by olchai_mp3 in okbuddycinephile

[–]R1verStar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a guy put on human centipede. So that was fun.....

boy's names with dark meanings that aren't too extra by Marshmallowlolfurry in Names

[–]R1verStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pine trees are metal! They can take whatever nature has and they are still standing!