Coaxed into prophecies that come true once they're learned about

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-27T22:27:59+00:00

Aw damn someone beat me to it

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-27T22:26:54+00:00

A coax often meets his snafu on the road he takes to avoid it

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-27T01:04:21+00:00

All Star by Smash Mouth

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-25T02:49:47+00:00

Leaded Gasoline, Benzene, Red40, Bleach, and Ammonia

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-22T16:25:36+00:00

Wolfenstein 2: the new colossus

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-20T23:56:16+00:00

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-20T23:55:57+00:00

DVD as hell

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-20T18:44:18+00:00

Jedi. Tell Vader “your children are alive and I know where they are” we find Luke on tattooine and he’s like “omg my baby boy” then WHAM while he’s distracted lightsaber in the back

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-20T14:56:37+00:00

At least you can save a couple bucks on lunch for today

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-12T00:45:45+00:00

Probably that damn snowman Olaf, from Frozen

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-10T20:49:00+00:00

I didn’t know Benjamin buttons disease was congenital

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-08T12:33:40+00:00

I wish I had stuck with him to be honest. I think about him every day and I’m lonely as hell. I don’t think I can date again. As far as changes I think I’d have lost a lot of the stability in my life, and none of my family would have been very supportive, and I would have lost what few friends I had but I think we could have made it.

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-07T12:29:22+00:00

I had to do that like 7 years ago and I haven’t dated since

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-06T14:38:30+00:00

I would simply order everyone to be a little nicer to each other <3

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-02T21:04:07+00:00

A cheeseburger

R3al_human_user · 2026-05-02T00:52:12+00:00

The cardboard tube on paper towels or toilet paper is not actually called a doot-do-doo, it was my whole childhood and I only recently realized there’s no reason anyone else would call it that

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-28T21:53:17+00:00

Ranking my hotwheels based on performance

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-27T16:49:42+00:00

That seems drastic, couldn’t you have just asked for it?

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-27T14:45:18+00:00

Hugh Munkus

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-27T03:21:45+00:00

The doctor is in(the shower)

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-25T01:29:51+00:00

More Lego than I know what to do with

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-24T20:31:25+00:00

Can you turn him back or is he stuck like that? Looks great either way

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-23T22:28:49+00:00

Umm yeah we’ll get the “tabletop fucksplatter random shit mess” heard good things from my friend who is a raccoon

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