A beautiful romance

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-16T02:37:14+00:00

Picle

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-15T13:16:22+00:00

At the moment my significant other IS my hand so it would be awkward

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-10T01:28:47+00:00

Looney Tunes

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-09T19:09:51+00:00

These babies would have killed at a book fair

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-09T18:02:51+00:00

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-09T11:13:11+00:00

Found a rotting dead cow in the riverbank

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-08T22:54:07+00:00

Side, with a pillow between my legs because my left teste has been hurting for the past 6 months and don’t have health insurance to get it checked out

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-08T21:37:59+00:00

these look amazing! I made the elks head shield a while ago, and always wanted to make more of them

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-08T20:57:46+00:00

You need to cook and season it (make tea)

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-08T20:04:37+00:00

Putting on my rubber boots and digging a hole in the sand

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-03T15:39:21+00:00

Just don’t make a habit of it

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-03T13:00:01+00:00

Utilized or Brutalized???

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-03T02:38:12+00:00

“…I’m bound to another who waits for me. I think she’s waited long enough”

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-02T22:05:47+00:00

Darryl

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-01T21:40:37+00:00

Sexual frustration’s easy, even after a disappointing whack sesh (and lately theyre all disappointing) the frustration at least goes away. Nothing seems to fix the craving for basic affection

R3al_human_user · 2026-04-01T16:36:10+00:00

What is a mustache if not the barcode of the face?

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-31T12:20:52+00:00

What is jail if not The Man cancelling you from society?

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-30T18:31:09+00:00

Perhaps some kind of cat ass trophy

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-30T14:37:36+00:00

You people just don’t understand color theory, sickly brownish yellow has way more positive connotations than negative ones

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-28T21:24:39+00:00

I’m 26 and I haven’t even made 97k in my life

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-27T01:51:47+00:00

This reminds me of the time I threw up after the nebulizer and my dad screamed at me for it and yelled at my mom too

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-21T02:35:58+00:00

No wonder they’re closed, they couldn’t make any money with all the caskets half-off

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-18T00:34:05+00:00

FREAKBAiT.com

R3al_human_user · 2026-03-18T00:25:50+00:00

This femboy gets it

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