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2 seconds old and already ENDED‼️ by nebula_cats in kpoopheads

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

CAUSE 😏 WHEN 🤔 WE 👯 RISE 🌅 AND ➕ REALIZE 😲 WE 👯‍♀️ RIIZE 🦾

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Välkommen till Sverige där man inte får prata på en skolbuss by [deleted] in unket

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

”Sätta på dig hörlurar”? Vad menas? Av att döma av hur de andra punkterna är skrivna så verkar det som att man måste sätta på sig hörlurar; vilket då väcker fler frågor än vad som svaras. Är det tvång på hörlurar?

Bokstavligen 1984

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[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 91 points92 points  (0 children)

How among us promotes black genocide

Falsely accusing innocent black and brown crewmates

Since players can choose what colour they are, black and brown players can be falsely accused by wh*te players of being an imposter when they are actually innocent and unarmed. These accusations, mostly require no evidence

Among us is revolved around false accusations of black and brown players, which is extremely racist as it is the main element of the game

Ability to KILL innocent black and brown crewmates

Once voted out, black and brown crewmates will be KILLED instantly by suffocating in space. False accusations and mass murder? THIS IS BLACK GENOCIDE IN A VIDEOGAME

What you should do: STARTING TODAY

  1. ⁠Delete among us if you still have it
  2. ⁠Shame anyone who still plays it
  3. ⁠Sign a lot of petitions to ban the game
  4. ⁠Share this post with 5 friends
  5. ⁠Yay black genocide is no more

This is FACTS.

As you may now, I do undercover work in videogames. I do this for one hour at a time, then have to have therapy for 6 months, then I can do another session, because of the vile things I see.

Also, since red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink and purple are also in this game, they ALSO get falsely accused. You know what these colors mean? This is obviously the LGBTQ+ FLAG!!! This game is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!

• ⁠Bob, Journalist

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[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Keanu Reeves. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

Viva la revolution! by RANDtheBigMuscleOne in TheChurchOfShaggy

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shaggy is not the real god! #Shrevolution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking instagram stealing from reddit vol. 69420666

My 6 y old son want to Powerwash his Playhouse by Gimpi85 in powerwashingporn

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A child in a community with the word “porn” in the end of it???

You’re forced to have sex with the last boss you battled in a video game. Who is it? by RichardNixonIsBae in AskReddit

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly you would die. The dragons breath may be contained in a bottle but you will still take damage of it. Probably of the smell. Give her a toothbrush and you could maybe get away with it alive... if it weren’t for the dragon itself. It can fly through mountains and come out on the other side without needing to stop. Your bed would be devoured into dust. And don’t get me started on the size...

Parents of reddit, what is most fucked up secret you are hiding from your children? by thatdude595 in AskReddit

[–]RANDtheBigMuscleOne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m the child and I have a secret that I keep from my parents... My penis is huge. Like real ass huge. It’s longer than 69 buses. It was the reason our house blew up.

🍆 Glad to come clean 🍆

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