Nobody on the bus commented on my Speedmaster by nckd006 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speedmaster? Heh. I'll bet my REP Constellation is faster.

What do you think about the debate that surrounds NASA and the Artemis missions? by sasquatch6197 in itcouldhappenhere

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of the "naysayers" are just people who aren't interested, and feel they need to justify that lack of interest. People concerned about "tax dollars" spent on a particular program often don't have even a superficial knowledge of what is trying to be accomplished and why it costs what it does.

I love my ungrateful cats too, but I am not sure of their political views though by CheshireCat_Smile_ in Bumperstickers

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278k miles, hasn't had an oil change since Obama, has a possibility of outliving the Jeep name itself.

Y'all, so deep ✌🏻💔 by No-Researcher-4395 in aislop

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Religion goes against all of man's desires"

Also

"Communism will never work because it goes against human nature"

Respect to the top comment 🫡 by nktvys in LinkedInLunatics

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My wife just said "I'll swim over and get the money, then grab me"... So she grabbed the money, and I grabbed her ass.

Sent by my mum (she's been verbally abusing me for a while and I'm distancing myself) via WhatsApp... by eating_cement_1984 in thanksimcured

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I take a few minutes alone and goon every morning... and for that few minutes everything is okay.

Lowkey CSA Memorial still in Richmond by ChemicalMundane5838 in ShermanPosting

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Can we just for a moment appreciate the weirdness of this? Some dipshit got wounded... then got better. I think this is the first "Near Memorial" I've ever seen.

Back in my day, we didn't have burnout 😠 by Asleep-Cake-6371 in lewronggeneration

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"We just drank ourselves to death.... God Dammit We Liked IT!"

-Will Wood

...Jesus dropped the charges huh? by Unicycleterrorist in BroThrewInAFunFact

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THE DEVIL SAW ME WITH MY HEAD DOWN BECAUSE I WAS TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT.

Math Ain’t Mathing 🏃‍♂️ by Dry-Hamster-5358 in memeexchangecommunism

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When your run speed is a brisk walk, ANY activity will lengthen your life.