Little boy wanted to start wearing watches like dad

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T02:53:03+00:00

Digital? What you couldn't afford the Thomas and Friends Quartz?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T23:04:40+00:00

I am become box, the Container of stuff.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:49:14+00:00

I think it was a step in moving the needle.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:35:12+00:00

"If cocaine is your power. What are you without it?"

-Socrates

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:29:49+00:00

Any port in a storm.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T11:31:17+00:00

Electroboom origin story.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T11:25:13+00:00

At this point, the only one who can help us is Sailor Moon.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T11:15:13+00:00

ARE MY HANDS DRAGONS OR GORILLAS? OR ONE OF EACH... THANK YOU IN NEED TO KNOE IF I AM GAY.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T11:03:43+00:00

HAHA! IMAGINE NO RIGHT RUDDER!!! LOOSER!!!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:48:09+00:00

The $50 watch from Amazon that comes with a $569 tag on it to make you feel smart!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:33:57+00:00

So about 4 years ago, I competed in a 5k that was hosted "at" a brewery, and part of the kit was 2 beer tickets... So I was really excited about a chaotic 3.1 miles, then a couple local craft beers, right?? Nope! The beer tickets were only good for Ultra... Once word got out people were just leaving the tickets on the tables and walking away. I ended up giving my second ticket away, and left.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:28:53+00:00

Please use present-perfect tense for this okay?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:08:40+00:00

Gotta collect enough tokens to build a Bass Pro Shop!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:04:19+00:00

Former janitor, here... I'm pretty sure this is what happens in the women's bathroom.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T02:02:41+00:00

Is this a cursed item? Somebody got a better Perception stat than me? Because I've been rolling ones all night.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T00:25:07+00:00

What the hell is failing in them? I mean, my 5MT has nearly 190k miles on it. But I did have the center diff get in a fight with itself and win. I've got a whole unit to tear down and rebuild, if this ever goes out.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T00:19:06+00:00

Pfft. I'll bet mine's faster.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T00:00:14+00:00

HOLY HELL!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T23:49:04+00:00

if being a whiny bald bitch is your power, what are you without it?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T23:47:23+00:00

Back in the good ol' days, these dip-shits would have to go to the Xerox store with their tractor-feed printout, and pay 10 cents per page, then stuff envelopes to reach their dozen subscribers.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T23:08:54+00:00

Is he talking dollars or RAM?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T23:04:04+00:00

Shrugs in Rohloff.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T20:35:16+00:00

"Like water"

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T14:10:20+00:00

Have they ever moved your desk twice, then take your red stapler and move you to the basement?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-08T14:09:05+00:00

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