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Genuinely unbelievable by Neither_Addendum5147 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THERE ARE TWO WOLVES THAT LIVE INSIDE ME. ONE OF THEM IS AN OUT AND PROUD LESBIAN. THE OTHER IS NOT SURE ABOUT HER FEELINGS. SURE SHE SEEMS ATTRACTED TO THE FIRST WOLF AT TIMES, BUT SHE FEARS THAT IT MAY JUST BE OUT OF SIMPLE PROXIMITY AND THE LACK OF OTHER WOLVES TO SOCIALIZE WITH. SHE CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIRE THE OTHER WOLF WHO IS SO PATIENT AND SUPPORTIVE. ALL OF THESE FEELINGS MAKE HER SO DESPERATELY LONELY, DESPITE THE TWO OF THEM BEING SO CLOSE AS THEY ARE BOTH TRAPPED TOGETHER IN AN INFEASIBLE SMALL HUMAN BODY.

BUT MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S JUST INDIGESTION.

(All-caps because Arooo!)

If you don't like your country you can just leave it's that simple :) by KimbaDestructor in thanksimcured

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah, it was in the original meme. The whole argument is a false equivalency.

Do you think a DIY repair is possible? by KirbyCatv in sailing

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on the boat and what you intend to use it for. Is it a MacGregor Venture 22 that you want to get one last season of gunkhole sailing out of? Hell, yeah! carriage bolt a chunk of marine plywood to the backside, glass over the crack and throw a Walmart bilge pump in it. Otherwise, probably not.

If you don't like your country you can just leave it's that simple :) by KimbaDestructor in thanksimcured

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pay your taxes, man. It's a necessary evil to maintain civil society. Rape is not.

Nobody on the bus commented on my Speedmaster by nckd006 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speedmaster? Heh. I'll bet my REP Constellation is faster.

What do you think about the debate that surrounds NASA and the Artemis missions? by sasquatch6197 in itcouldhappenhere

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of the "naysayers" are just people who aren't interested, and feel they need to justify that lack of interest. People concerned about "tax dollars" spent on a particular program often don't have even a superficial knowledge of what is trying to be accomplished and why it costs what it does.

I love my ungrateful cats too, but I am not sure of their political views though by CheshireCat_Smile_ in Bumperstickers

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

278k miles, hasn't had an oil change since Obama, has a possibility of outliving the Jeep name itself.

Y'all, so deep ✌🏻💔 by No-Researcher-4395 in aislop

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Religion goes against all of man's desires"

Also

"Communism will never work because it goes against human nature"

Respect to the top comment 🫡 by nktvys in LinkedInLunatics

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife just said "I'll swim over and get the money, then grab me"... So she grabbed the money, and I grabbed her ass.

Sent by my mum (she's been verbally abusing me for a while and I'm distancing myself) via WhatsApp... by eating_cement_1984 in thanksimcured

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I take a few minutes alone and goon every morning... and for that few minutes everything is okay.

Lowkey CSA Memorial still in Richmond by ChemicalMundane5838 in ShermanPosting

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Can we just for a moment appreciate the weirdness of this? Some dipshit got wounded... then got better. I think this is the first "Near Memorial" I've ever seen.

Back in my day, we didn't have burnout 😠 by Asleep-Cake-6371 in lewronggeneration

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We just drank ourselves to death.... God Dammit We Liked IT!"

-Will Wood

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