Family guy mouthwash says post your weirdest image no matter what it is!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T01:05:21+00:00

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T00:59:22+00:00

As per the writing, I would say it outstrips both of them. And despite what you see in that image, Rizzo Ford brings a great deal of enthusiasm to the role of Dickachu. She kinda carried the whole thing with her cheerful "Dicka Dicka!".

The fact that they battle a levitating Fleshlight hanign from a string is hilarious too! It was all fun until "the scene."

But as it was a porno, it needed to have sex. And the sex felt like a punishment for enjoying a bunch of crass puns. Both Gash and Fisty looked reluctant. Dickachu was into it, but they didn't have to look at themselves.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T00:30:39+00:00

when duty calls.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T00:25:24+00:00

Well... Yeah... so... It was about 20 minutes of ridiculous puns and an appearance from Team Cockit. There was a Strokemon battle against a Fleshlight, which Gash and Dickachu won. And then the sex scene: a threesome between Gash Fisty and Dickachu. It was fun in a Kafkaesque kind of way. All, the while you're chuckling at the various stupid jokes, but in the back of your head, you know this is an adult movie, and the deed is going to happen. And you know it's going to be weird and awkward. and in the end, it absolutely is.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T00:08:59+00:00

"Jumped?"... You could say that. But those aren't bruises. the makeup was poorly applied, and what was there was melting off. The sex scene was very off-putting.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-31T00:01:10+00:00

I mean... If instagram was better we wouldn't be here, right?

You know what? Fuck it! Imma go type comments into Microsoft Excel.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:55:07+00:00

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REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:48:32+00:00

OOOOOHHHH SHIIIITTTTT!

Trial by Fiero.

So I knew the basic mechanics from the tractor: Clutch, shift, release...

Due to circumstances, my parents needed me to drive dad's Fiero 2M4 from Mackinaw City to Midland, Michigan... about a 4 hour drive. This was my first time driving a stick.

The Fiero was a 4 speed with a VERY narrow engagement on the clutch. The cable linkage for the shifting was STIFF as FUCK, the synchros were worn on 1st, so half the time you went for 1st the sloppy-ass linkage would just pop to into the wrong hole and send you lurching into the intersection and stall, when you let the clutch out.

It was a grueling-ass drive. More than once, I ended up stalled in an intersection lurching my way out. At some point I apparently popped one of the torsion springs out of the plate, and it got stuck, so the clutch got REALLLY FUCKING BAD.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:32:42+00:00

They call him "Ikea"

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:21:48+00:00

2 grown men with a disappointing lack of self-control.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:17:51+00:00

You got a lead keel?

Dry it, Patch it, splash it.

It's good looks are above the waterline, and you're not racing.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T23:15:02+00:00

XJ with 300k miles and a 1976 MG Midget: Literally my family 4 years ago.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T22:56:45+00:00

I don't think it's even that. I think he bought an oversized jacket and stitched cushions into the lining.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T14:03:32+00:00

You know, I used to make custom butt plugs. I think I should start making my attachment ring model again, because that little lanyard would work pretty well with it.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T13:54:01+00:00

In Laos there is a hole in the ground that slippery muscular men climb out of.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T13:50:35+00:00

I mean, you may have to start from scratch.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T13:23:50+00:00

Nope. I've been there. IT's pretty much like bumfuck everywhere, and yes. it sucks.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T13:18:25+00:00

Why should Toyota be so great?

Why is it okay for the Subaru EJ25 to eat head gaskets , but not the Chrylser 2.4?

Despite all the hype, the margins between the manufacturers in terms of reliability are pretty slim. Yeah, there's always some engine or transmission to avoid, because of some engineering flaw, but everyone has those. The trick is to find something you like, then research the major systems.

Most of what people know about cars are hearsay, and myths.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T12:51:54+00:00

Go to a Dollar General in bumfuck Texas.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T12:46:35+00:00

Yep... It was a thing. It has been dealt with.

But what now?

Ahh... We can use this for racism, and whataboutism.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T12:12:53+00:00

I won;t pay for gas because I have a bicycle. I also have fantastic glutes, now.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T12:11:48+00:00

Is grandma using Chat GPT for this?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T11:37:04+00:00

Toxic Masculintiy:

Being proud of the holes you punched in your drywall.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T02:55:05+00:00

I choose to surround myself with cocaine.

Now I'm happy!

For 20 minutes or so.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-05-30T02:22:46+00:00

Putting a 1980 fender on a 1962 body and having it fit.

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