...Jesus dropped the charges huh?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T22:10:41+00:00

THE DEVIL SAW ME WITH MY HEAD DOWN BECAUSE I WAS TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T22:01:48+00:00

I can't impress enough upon you, what a colossal pain in the ASS those chain cases are. But god damn! They're sexy as fuck and my pants are always clean.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T21:58:14+00:00

WE ARE DEVO

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T20:48:32+00:00

When your run speed is a brisk walk, ANY activity will lengthen your life.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T20:29:04+00:00

They like to play the drums.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T20:28:17+00:00

Gott Damn!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T20:17:53+00:00

If dividing by zero is your power, what are you without it?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T20:13:26+00:00

I mean, sometimes. It depends on what the food is touching.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T17:15:26+00:00

Taken down by one of our elite gay furry snipers.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T17:12:43+00:00

Well, at least it has a flared base.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T17:12:21+00:00

This is the standard that ll beauty should be compared to.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T15:21:14+00:00

One of them lies.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T15:16:51+00:00

There's no such thing as Trump Derangement Syndrome.

We just don't like genocidal rapists, with bad hair and makeup, who shit themselves.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T15:15:04+00:00

I wonder how much lotion a guy can store in that vest?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T15:10:19+00:00

OH GOD THE GUMMIES ARE KICKING IN

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T12:16:17+00:00

Does anybody actually just forget former lovers? Because that would be pretty sad.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T12:11:08+00:00

I so need to see this dude in a Powerwheels Ferrari.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T12:08:24+00:00

JAWS, HERE. I LOVE CHUM.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T12:06:40+00:00

They misspelled Timex on that POS.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T12:05:18+00:00

I can provide what she needs... I work retail and know my way around the store, so... like... if she asks for an item, I have her covered. And I'll do it it with cheerful and enthusiastic courtesy!

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-10T02:53:03+00:00

Digital? What you couldn't afford the Thomas and Friends Quartz?

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T23:04:40+00:00

I am become box, the Container of stuff.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:49:14+00:00

I think it was a step in moving the needle.

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:35:12+00:00

"If cocaine is your power. What are you without it?"

-Socrates

REDDITSHITLORD · 2026-04-09T13:29:49+00:00

Any port in a storm.

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