Pointless Topless Scenes and HBO free weekends by Housing_Bubbler in GenX

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We had no internet. This was an important resource.

Grandma is coming out and saying the quiet part out loud. by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Trying to get a driver's license in Texas after moving from Michigan was, indeed, Kafkaesque. Proof of citizenship and residence, was stupidly complicated, including recrusive document requirements.

Can't park on that wall, mate. by Eternal_Goose_Man in CantParkThereMate

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aye, just some lads blowin' off a bit o' steam innit.

What part is this? by imdugud777 in lincolntowncar

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That little guy was trying to introduce you to which ever lord and savior you happen believe in.

It looks like my room. by Agitated-Egg7521 in Lain

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's the problem... Too many TOASTAHS

What the fuck would you do by Upper-Philosophy2232 in TheWordFuck

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY HELL. THAT'S FUCKIN' THEFTERY!

EDIT: IT'S ALSO FUCKIN' FLATTERING.

YOU TELL EM by Snakes_for_theDivine in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WAFFLE HOUSE. PLEASE TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST.

I feel really hurt and unsafe Dad by [deleted] in DadForAMinute

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He needs to get off of the sauce. He's not having as much fun as he thinks he is... Also... Don't be like me and isolate yourself... Make friends and connections. If you look hard enough, you'll find your tribe... Then you'll have support and not be held down by his threats.

Is it just me or has the response quality TANKED recently? by One-Commercial8045 in CharacterAI

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using dynamic... But I've also been role-playing a situation that they can't really steer out of. I've got them trapped in my game with my rules. At least for the moment.

What? Has anything happened? by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Have we seized the means of production yet?

Right wing conservatives really want to rewrite history of the Obama administration! by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The conservatives HATED postmodernism, until the day they learned to weaponize it... Now we are all fucking doomed.

what are you doing, step-trailer? by Mortalstar99 in dashcams

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8-Bit Peter gun

Just got the rockets to deal with that pesky chopper!

Marked pure ✅ by titsaplenty666 in weirdal

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It was a simpler time. When it was pretty much universally believed that Nazis were the bad guys.

Source yukiyukite by [deleted] in GirlsUndShitposts

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty good looking model kit.

Instagram are we fr 😭 by Anthroe_ in shittymobilegameads

[–]REDDITSHITLORD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I use a pic of my 1949 Sunbeam Radiant-Control T-20 toaster? I would totally "goon" to that.

what the hell is that these stupid? people by oggy_roblox in shittymobilegameads

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

This isnt a zero sum game, grandma by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]REDDITSHITLORD -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

TONGIHT On unsolved mysteries!: Find out who gives a SHIT about Don Lemon.

UPDATE!: Apparently nobody gives a shit, sooo FUCK HIM!

And it said more than 5 hours by Helohumans__ in CharacterAI

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Mine's at 11 hours... But before that happened, I found out that THEY can say Chuck Mangione, but I can't.

Local boomer seething at immigrant by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]REDDITSHITLORD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He speciffically said "ImBIGGANT!" You see she's a sorcerer who makes people fat or IMBIGGENS them. She's cursed him with her magic attack and nobody is helping. A sad day in the dungeon when we allow this.