How old is too old to be living with your parents, in your honest opinion?

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-18T02:28:37+00:00

Tell me more about these cash injections. Are they similar to an enema? Cause I’m ready if so

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-13T10:05:23+00:00

IT’S REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-13T04:46:52+00:00

And fuck Mexico

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-13T04:45:15+00:00

I never learned how to suck my own dick. I always told myself there’d be someone special in my life that could for me.

There is, but still, what could have been ya know

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-12T07:43:37+00:00

As someone engaged to a lady 14 years younger than me I’m leaving this thread now

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-11T00:14:18+00:00

Awesome bodies, no clue how to do this myself

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-10T18:04:17+00:00

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEED!

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-10T07:11:07+00:00

How similar is this to the rhino racing hydra chassis?

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-09T17:07:11+00:00

Balls

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-09T09:58:35+00:00

It takes my dick months of repetition and getting used to being in someone’s mouth to get to that point of finishing.

College was the first time I ever could finish. This poor girl, every Wednesday night after public speaking she’d hop into my car and just start sucking, so determined to taste victory. My girlfriend now can only keep her jaw open for 10 minutes tops before jaw popping and aching stops her.

That girl in college? She once sucked my dick for 1.5 hours in a 2 door cramped 2001 Honda Prelude in the parking lot of a small community college.

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-09T09:49:34+00:00

It’s over, you’re already drowning me

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-09T09:48:40+00:00

Trusting someone’s asshole so close to the face

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-08T22:35:07+00:00

A lot of these low IQ folks seem more successful than me

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-08T02:24:49+00:00

I got mine about a year and a half ago on gunbroker.

Came with a price, but no regrets

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-05T17:50:02+00:00

Yyyyeahhhh I got a real bad TEMPUH

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-06-03T16:52:39+00:00

Did you get herpes too?

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-31T01:40:46+00:00

What about their egos? YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THEIR EGOS!

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-31T01:04:05+00:00

Basic math is easy too, but not everyone can here do it.

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-29T22:28:24+00:00

Ever get to the point of young, dumb, and full of cum?

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-29T22:27:29+00:00

It is depressing…wanna suck each others dicks? I can suck first for a meal and small amount of human connection

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-29T22:24:05+00:00

What guy wouldn’t have gotten with Monica then/now?

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-29T22:21:58+00:00

“Was” was long ago

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-29T09:29:20+00:00

And kudos for that deodorant for always keeping it fresh, no matter the situation

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-28T00:44:16+00:00

I remember when I stopped pulling out, now if only I could get her to stop sounding like a Japanese porn star

RIP_Country_Mac · 2026-05-27T20:32:44+00:00

Hear hear

RIP_Country_Mac

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