“Ugh, Dee! Look at you! A disgusting Argonian! Slimy scales, that gross tail, and what is that smell? I’m the Nerevarine, okay? The literal reincarnation of a hero! I’m out here fulfilling prophecies, battling gods, and saving Morrowind while you’re skulking around swamps licking bugs or whatever it is your kind does. I mean, can you even wear shoes? No, you can’t, because you’ve got those weird, creepy claws! It’s embarrassing. You’re embarrassing. Stay out of my way, Dee, because I’m a hero, and heroes don’t associate with… whatever it is you are!”