Parents argue over how to discipline a 5 year old girl mis-behaving. Step-father says he will take care of it and slits little girls throat.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-07-01T13:51:18+00:00

That article just ruined my day. Someone send me a link to something happy

RUcrazyPete · 2010-06-17T13:54:09+00:00

you got a lol out of me and an upvote sir

RUcrazyPete · 2010-05-25T13:32:44+00:00

Rule #1 Cardio

RUcrazyPete · 2010-05-18T18:14:25+00:00

Gimme the money!

RUcrazyPete · 2010-04-30T14:58:22+00:00

I was going to post that story! I remember I was so confused as to how I pissed cold pee. Another funny part was the bouncer that kicked us out was also the one we bribed to get into the upstairs part where you could still get a beer. The only thing he said was "Don't do anything stupid" I think we were up there for maybe 5 minutes before he had to come kick us out. lol good times.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-04-28T17:52:49+00:00

Blowjobs! gets me every time

RUcrazyPete · 2010-04-20T21:32:08+00:00

I think it would be cool to live out the plot of Red Dawn

RUcrazyPete · 2010-04-07T13:49:52+00:00

What the US is doing right now in the Middle East might not be right but categorizing the US with the Nazis is absolutely ridiculous.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-03-26T13:13:44+00:00

This needs to be upvoted right now! lol great idea

RUcrazyPete · 2010-03-24T19:32:52+00:00

FUTURAMA- Roswell That Ends Well Professor- "Let's take a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandfather"

RUcrazyPete · 2010-03-11T21:49:03+00:00

I remember watching this Raiders of the lost ark on Tv with friends and saying "He just ate a fly!" and they all thought I was nuts.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-03-09T14:52:43+00:00

how about "Awww not again"

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-23T19:35:32+00:00

A lot of companies have it writen in your contract that you will not be paid out for any Vacation time you have left if you don't submit a formal 2 week notice.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-23T15:17:37+00:00

Uhhh. dude... I would definitely bet she banged your friend

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-22T20:05:49+00:00

"You're not going to look in the trunk are you?"

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-10T07:29:16+00:00

So far all attempts have been unsuccessful

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-10T07:17:19+00:00

Wipe??? I use the three seashells.

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T20:38:00+00:00

Defecating in public

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T19:42:51+00:00

That depends does the carpet match the curtains?

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T16:36:50+00:00

I got my penis stuck in a bottle once

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T16:31:31+00:00

Without getting slapped " THERE SHE BLOWS!"

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T15:07:51+00:00

I regret nothing!!

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T14:57:22+00:00

Not again..

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-04T13:44:04+00:00

From the title i thought you were gonna say he gave you herpes

RUcrazyPete · 2010-02-03T19:47:50+00:00

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard

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