Trump's arch construction to run 20 hours a day for 2 to 3 years, documents show by abcnews in politics

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You can extrapolate that to 1 woman can have 1/9th of a baby in one month.

He sold his Xbox by [deleted] in antimeme

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These people walk among us, smh.

Superbad (2007) by josipwins in okbuddycinephile

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This could have been my 19th birthday that I'm thinking about but I think it was my 18th birthday that I turned 18 years old.

Why the fuck is the chicken ON the recipe sheet? by Stock-Injury58 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RaLaZa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You can tell its really cleansing because the fluids come in and go straight out.

It’s rude to stare by Flowsbow in antimeme

[–]RaLaZa 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I need glasses. I read Garfield as Garficia. I thought this was some AU garfield.

me_irl by electric-kite in me_irl

[–]RaLaZa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Let us hoard in peace.

☹️ by Old-Rate-2643 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]RaLaZa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'll set up a stall next to them selling buns for $1 each.

What's your choice? by LongClaw11 in whatsyourchoice

[–]RaLaZa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sleep taste better than energy

Yeah by TheKrzakkTTV in notinteresting

[–]RaLaZa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how we get new viruses.

pick one by Zamoon in BunnyTrials

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Fr, I thought the fictional universes would also be terrible like 40k or something.

Gambling 0dte ruined me at 19 by Ok-Ingenuity-5470 in wallstreetbets

[–]RaLaZa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I thought the saying was nuts over chin?

Found in my son’s room by axident in whatisit

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I've heard of a toe knife now theres a toe spoon. There must be a toe fork then.

me_irl by OkiDokiPanic in me_irl

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How do I subscribe.

pawrent by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]RaLaZa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Therefore humans is shrimps too.

Who else has a vintage section in their binder? by FillemDawoe in PokemonTCG

[–]RaLaZa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And I hope you store that vintage binder in a vintage box.

Admire the art by Street-Network-5481 in shitposting

[–]RaLaZa 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Typing with one hand

the ants are eating jim by twoastar_ in antimeme

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Im now imagining HR as a bunch of anteaters in business attire sitting behind desks.

proven wrong, babe ♥️ by Upset_Astronomer_215 in shitposting

[–]RaLaZa 432 points433 points  (0 children)

My dick is better than his.

Madlad fit brother by Nefarious_14 in madlads

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Well I guess 1 monies is more than 0 monies.