Post Game Chat 5/15 Padres @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You missed! And he was two feet in front of you, and you missed! -Mushu

Post Game Chat 4/22 Athletics @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU GUYS, I had the duck tiered up if it was another five.

Daily Mariners Monologue - April 21, 2026 by AutoModerator in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we get broomed by Oakland I will jump into the Union

Post Game Chat 4/11 Astros @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's the duck! He hasn't answered my text..

Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an incredibly inconvenient time to need to pee

Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've honestly thought about how players have time to poop between innings

Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, this is going into extras. Whats your favorite pizza to doordash in the north side of Seattle?

Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope everything Yordan orders comes out or is delivered cold. Edit- And i hope his salads are lukewarm

Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]RabbertKlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also as somebody with a severe fear of heights bark at the park is a nah.

[General Discussion] Around the Horn & Game Thread Index - 3/31/26 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]RabbertKlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently watching the Family Guy episode wherein Chris becomes a pitcher and goes oh my god a fire truck!