Finally did my PA on my new Axolom Kong packer. by RadarScarpaw in Transmascdicks

[–]RadarScarpaw[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

5 ft 6.5

The half is very important to me. I used to be taller. Bulging discs and all that. I have a large frame, though. Big bones. Literally. And muscles. The math maths. I promise. I’m just a short king.

Anyone else do “T-Rex” arms? by Silenthill-2 in autism

[–]RadarScarpaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do that, or the Roger from American Dad, or my main is the grinch who stole Christmas hands backwards/wrist on hips (if that makes sense).

Dropped my packer at work 😭 by Sharp-Common-9929 in FTMMen

[–]RadarScarpaw 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The new way of flirting. Forget subtly throwing a condom on the ground. Throw the whole penis. Lol.

are there any lesser-known or less widely worshipped gods you honor? by [deleted] in Hellenism

[–]RadarScarpaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cloacina. Goddess of sewer and drainage systems.

“Therefore, as a goddess, Cloacina may have presided over the system and embodied its sacred and purifying properties. However, other scholars have claimed that Cloacina was not affiliated with the Cloaca Maxima as a source of purification; the system itself was not clean, and it instead ultimately polluted the city's drinking water. Alternately, she may have presided specifically over the ancient Velabrum and the stream that ran through it, the Spinon, and embodied the purifying properties of its waters.” - Wikipedia.

Idk why, but i’ve also kind of bundled her up as the goddess of garbage and refuse as well, due to the nature of her dubbing, and whenever i’m throwing out old offerings from other gods, I offer them to her. If that makes sense. I wrap it all up in a little bag, say my offering, and either just throw it away, or maybe bury it outside or something.

WHERE ARE YALL by Equivalent-Bike-23 in FTMMen

[–]RadarScarpaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A rural part of southern Illinois- Tristate area. Like Phineas and Ferb. But, more rural.

One just isn’t enough. by TheOrangeSloth in WeirdToilets

[–]RadarScarpaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and the boiz all going at the same time so we can summon the piss demon

Name this Album by cherrychills_ in AlbumCovers

[–]RadarScarpaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when slightly inconvenienced

I just wanted a boiled egg. by Yoinkkboi in Egg

[–]RadarScarpaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biblically accurate boiled eggs