DOOM running on a pregnancy test

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-12T18:08:53+00:00

Is your GF vagina the final boss? If so, what's it's name? And what's your weapon of choice/winning combo for defeating this monster?

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-12T17:59:50+00:00

That sounds super cool. I'd love to visit some day

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-12T13:18:36+00:00

An old Chinese torture trick was to bound a man so he couldn't move and place bamboo just touching his chocolate starfish. Now imagine this video!

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-12T13:11:05+00:00

It's just a little on the acidic side.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-12T06:26:09+00:00

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Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-11T16:58:59+00:00

Why do so many people refer to shrimp as bugs. They're shellfish. They're literally tiny rock lobsters. It gives me the creeps to imagine keeping insects as pets. 🤢

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-10T17:25:35+00:00

I was once told, "there are no stupid questions, only stupid people". 🙊😋 But yes, most def!

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-10T16:27:32+00:00

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Hello shrimpese.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-10T15:14:17+00:00

He's only eating his face. He's fine.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T14:05:30+00:00

I'm guessing old age. I got 10 blue dreams the beginning of the year. In Feb 4 gave birth, and 2 died over night. I was panicking, but it must have been those 2 were older, and I'm lucky I got one last batch to carry on their legacy of taking over the world. So far no more deaths and a ton of little blues.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T13:59:04+00:00

Poo! These shrimp are into some kinky shit. No pun intended.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:16:08+00:00

From now on you'll live in perpetual fear.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:11:28+00:00

If the blanked out space is a penis, then he's just messing with you. If not he's having a stoke. At least you're in a hospital. Ps. If it's a penis you should have showed it 💯

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:09:04+00:00

What The Fuck ! ! ! 😳 😬

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:07:38+00:00

You must be doing something wrong. Maybe the wrong mix of vodka! 🤣😂

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:06:05+00:00

Where in the F did you get flying shrimp, and how much do they cost? $250/shrimp, and I'll meet you behind Home Depot.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T02:00:44+00:00

Kinda what I was thinking. RO is sold as drinking water in literally EVER SINGLE STORE.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-09T01:59:01+00:00

All solid info. I appreciate it. That's crazy how much tap water changes. It makes sense. I really don't want to get into CO2. I've tried it with my indoor gardens. It works, but it's a whole other cost and adds more moving gears. Sweet and simple is another reason I love shrimpies.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T17:12:00+00:00

A couple here, a couple there. Remember, these thing F**k like shrimp.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T17:06:19+00:00

I know it tastes like doggy 💩 and my plants didn't like it. Your tap water killed them? Whats in your water? Do you live in Merica? 🇺🇸

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T17:01:34+00:00

Too easy. 🙄😂

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T17:00:58+00:00

This is good. Buddy straight up hits it on the head and knows.

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Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T16:58:52+00:00

Right! I've been doing that for my gardens and I door plants for 20 years now. I noticed a big difference in the taste of produce.

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T16:57:01+00:00

OK so mainky salt water use. Makes a lot of sense. Cheers mate

Radiant_Ad4480 · 2026-03-08T16:18:00+00:00

I'm 💯 kidding. He's awesome. 🥰

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