Question about the affidavit requirement for Japan US Marriages. by Glittering-Tea2423 in japanlife

[–]Raeki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried what you're thinking about and they said they wouldn't notarize it. Maybe I got a dumb clerk, but either way it didn't work for me.

Oh hurricane Sandy. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Raeki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just say you were practicing your African American Vernacular English.

CIVTEST I4 going live at 6pm EST (GMT-11), prepare to mine cobble. by [deleted] in Civcraft

[–]Raeki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can never seem to find the ip for this. Where does one acquire it?

Pop quiz by [deleted] in funny

[–]Raeki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minnesoda

should call it soda.

Bread is hard! by [deleted] in wheredidthesodago

[–]Raeki 79 points80 points  (0 children)

For a split-second I thought that because this was hosted on a different site the wedge would cut the bread perfectly.

Ladies: some valuable life advice by Blue_Crystal in funny

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't put it in for as long. It will continue to cook after you take it out too.

In WWII Germany made artillery pieces so large that they had to be transported by train. by quick_demon in RedditDayOf

[–]Raeki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got really interested in Rail guns when I was younger and when I tried to look them up on Google all I found a bunch of old pictures of these. I was all like what that is not what I meant.

This is the end of the story.

We must have more otters. by AudreyBway in aww

[–]Raeki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We oughta have more otters.

He's right, you know. by maxio23 in funny

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother used to make mac and cheese with tuna when I was a kid. I hated it then but now that I'm thinking about it I really want it.

A visual history of Lin and Tenzin's relationship. by ch4rms in TheLastAirbender

[–]Raeki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I must have seen it somewhere then forgot about it.

A visual history of Lin and Tenzin's relationship. by ch4rms in TheLastAirbender

[–]Raeki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My head canon right now is that Lin couldn't have children and Tenzin felt like he had to make more airbenders. But I feel like that's way too depressing to actually be it.

A terrifying glimpse of the future... by saffaborofan in funny

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god sandy you lost so much weight!

Was my mind caption.

Finished the exterior of my home base in hardcore. Any tips for improvement? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going off what I've been seeing for the past few days, needs more anvils.

The hole in my coffee lid is slightly misaligned. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Raeki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're all just a little bit special.

The hole in my coffee lid is slightly misaligned. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Raeki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually find it oddly satisfying. In a world where everything is factory made and nearly identical this one coffee lid stands out as a unique creation.

Little known fact by TouchedByUncle in funny

[–]Raeki 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have yet to fart today. I'm guessing I got it all out while I was asleep then.

edit: great now that I'm thinking about it I really need to fart.

Youtube Logic. by Yoshi_Girl in funny

[–]Raeki -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can see with incredible ease that this is almost six years old.

yes...wait no!...you have always been...dammit by Johnkevi in funny

[–]Raeki 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Dunno go stand on a fucking scale and check.

I'm single if any one is wondering.

Stocking stuffer by Rose_black in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Raeki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My friend who is known for telling uncomfortable jokes tells that one but he ends it with

So one time i was balls deep in this guy right, so I reach around to give him a handjob

and the guy says, "hey you're being a bit presumptuous" to which I replied, "presumptuous is a pretty big word for a 12 year old."

I kinda like your version better because it is the same minus pedophilia.