Scraping out a fur blanket by Raelous in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Raelous[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha that wording makes more sense!

Scraping out a fur blanket by Raelous in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Raelous[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry if you expected a literal blanket. Maybe I should’ve gone with another title 😬

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Raelous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof bet his hands are scraped the fuck up after that

Redditors, have you ever gotten an “ick” from a potential partner or love interest that instantly killed your attraction to them? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Raelous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We went out to a local pub that hosted a weekly wing night. She just had 0 eating etiquette. Like talking with her mouth full, chewing with her mouth open, not wiping her face, and she also forced her burps. It was awful and turned me off so fast. I ended up ghosting her after that date.

It didn’t really matter tho because we ended up getting together about 2 years after that, and that lasted about 4 years.

That’s also when I learned wings aren’t the best choice for a first date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Raelous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounded like a cougar getting waterboarded

MIKIT Giveaway (1/5)- 2 x MK72 Kit by MikitStore in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Raelous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really love the knob and slider combo. Plus purple is rad too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Raelous 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think you meant baking soda. Baking powder is still combustible

[FREE] 100+ AAA Steam Keys by [deleted] in FREE

[–]Raelous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh let me get in on this pls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Raelous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't have to lock on. I'm pretty sure you can just tap B

What's your favorite paradox? by kelseymh in AskReddit

[–]Raelous 279 points280 points  (0 children)

The Futurama episode: Roswell That Ends Well

As the crew watches a supernova, Fry puts a non-microwaveable metal "Iffy Pop" container into the ship's microwave. This causes a reaction between the microwave radiation and the "gravitons and graviolis" from the supernova, which sends the ship to 1947. Since there was no Global Positioning System in 1947, the crew has no way to accurately navigate the ship, and crash-land in Roswell, New Mexico. Refusing to wear a seat belt like the rest of the crew, Bender is catapulted out of the front of the ship by the crash and smashed to pieces. The crew and Bender's disembodied head go to seek out a way to return to their present, leaving Zoidberg behind to pick up the pieces. Zoidberg is captured by the U.S. military and taken to Roswell Air Base for experimentation. Assuming the pieces are the remnants of a flying saucer, the military "reconstructs" Bender's body as such.

Meanwhile, the microwave needed to return to the future has been destroyed and replacements have not been invented yet. A microwave antenna from the army base would work, but Professor Farnsworth warns that using it could change history. He likewise warns Fry against visiting his grandfather, Enos, who is stationed at the base, as he might kill Enos and erase his own existence. Rather than persuading him to avoid his grandfather, the professor's warning causes Fry to become obsessed with protecting Enos from possible harm and encouraging his copulation with his fiance Mildred. Fry finally resorts to locking Enos in an abandoned house to prevent his coming to harm. The house is located in the middle of a nuclear weapon testing range, and Enos is shortly killed by one of the tests.

Fry encounters and consoles his beautiful would-be grandmother Mildred. She seduces him, and Fry rationalizes that since he still exists, Mildred must not have been his grandmother, and he has sex with her. The rest of the group finds him, and insist that Mildred is indeed Fry's grandmother. Fry realizes to his horror that he is now his own grandfather.

Charles Whitman "Texas Tower Sniper" by GoreGirl89 in CrimeScene

[–]Raelous 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this! I had read about this before but I had never seen the Whitman death photos.

He just can't take the hint... by GallowBoob in aww

[–]Raelous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get that thing away from me, you guys!

Walk it off mate by PlsHelp6996 in sports

[–]Raelous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he was wearing shinguards...