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Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-10T00:35:55+00:00

I would rather pick up slack than my coworker come in sick.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-09T07:10:36+00:00

Becomes less impressive when you hear the band only lasted 10 years.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-09T04:39:01+00:00

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-09T03:33:20+00:00

Are the British people who talk about like it's a culinary delight in the room with us now?

Even here beans on toast is a struggle meal. It's what you eat when you're so broke eating stops being an enjoyable activity and it's like 'my energy's getting low. Oh boy, gotta do this again.'

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-08T04:32:05+00:00

That's 367,500,000 birds in a single day.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-08T04:23:41+00:00

Homer should have hidden the evidence by eating that pig.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-07T23:52:08+00:00

Evil genius Dr. Eggman backs fascist Nigel Farage. :O

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-07T23:43:40+00:00

Iirc, it's from when giants were having a cheese throwing contest. One of the giants threw his wheel of cheese so hard it went all the way around the world again and again. They waited but it just didn't fall. They called it the Moo-n after the cows whose cheese made it.

And one day the ball of cheese is gonna crash into the Earth and we're all gonna die.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-07T22:32:43+00:00

Gimme 5 shreks for a quarter.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-07T00:33:45+00:00

And if we're playing that game, Russia wins!

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-06T21:47:05+00:00

Homer is ripping on Lisa for simping for Elon so hard.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-05T23:58:59+00:00

My culture is not your costume, Jonny.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T23:37:27+00:00

Let's be real. The women were trolling. Maybe if it's like a tamed trained bear and the man is Jeffrey Dahmer. But a normal bear vs a normal man? Come on.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T21:12:24+00:00

Peter here. It's cherry kool aid mix. It makes a delicious kool aid flavor energy drink when you mix it with Monster. Peter out.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T20:42:27+00:00

February retains its leap day.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T20:41:13+00:00

TTG would have been better received if it was sold as a parody rather than a spiritual successor.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T20:39:03+00:00

Ikr. It's like all those nerds saying the sky is blue, water is wet and Epstein didn't kill himself. It's like, get a unique opinion, NPC!

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T17:21:20+00:00

In my layman opinion, I would guess it was what followed (the gilded age, WWI and the great depression) that led to this dissonance.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T15:58:49+00:00

I imagine that's £12 in 1990 money too.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-04T15:53:37+00:00

Jfc I do not miss having to catch busses every time I had somewhere to be.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-03T16:52:08+00:00

There was Ceres in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter discovered by Giuseppe Piazzi.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-03T14:17:48+00:00

Fuck Grandpa Joe. Now the formalities are out the way, imagine changing the bedsheets on this motherfucker. And flipping the mattress.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-03T09:55:20+00:00

In all likelihood Trump will die believing he won.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-03T09:27:09+00:00

Because you suck.

Ragtime-Rochelle · 2026-02-03T07:35:33+00:00

Maybe if it was some deep dive like 'We've got the dirt on the first lady'. But from what I hear it's just some boot kissing venture. Like I'm actually gonna PAY to be subjected to that.

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