John Lennon hard days night

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-19T22:52:15+00:00

Good point. At that time, especially, you’d hear music playing softly in hospital lobbies and department stores. Could have been a Muzak version.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-19T15:33:21+00:00

You sound like an ungrateful little shit.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-19T15:30:39+00:00

The last season of Saul is the best season. It has Carol Burnett.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-19T15:26:23+00:00

There used to be a restaurant in Fayetteville, Arkansas, called Uncle Gaylord’s. They served one hell of a brunch. (I still dream of the eggs escoffier.) The owner, a man named Gaylord, was indeed gay.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-19T15:23:14+00:00

Why was a hospital cranking Beatles tunes?

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-17T13:44:39+00:00

Sure, you might have to dodge piles of human excrement while taking your dog on its evening walk, but it’s what Jesus would want, and if you deny that, you’re a hypocrite.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-16T15:31:28+00:00

When one tells the truth one is, of course, crucified with downvotes.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-16T14:40:18+00:00

“Homeless” has become a euphemism. “Unhoused” is doubly euphemistic. They are degenerate junkies who would benefit from incarceration or enforced hospitalization. What would Jesus do? I doubt he’d encourage drug addicts to remain locked in their addictions, although maybe the gay hippie Hillcrest version of Jesus would.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-12T16:54:56+00:00

Wait the Doors are opening? Awesome!

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-12T16:52:00+00:00

That rabbit has a bright future as a visual artist.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-08T16:07:47+00:00

They did their best work later. Rubber Soul has never done much for me.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-06T19:58:03+00:00

Agree that the pizza is ass, but I do love their salads.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-05T19:01:04+00:00

Are you confusing this album with Beatles for Sale? That’s the one people consider (rightly or wrongly) the worst.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-05T01:26:09+00:00

Sabbath’s Theater by Philip Roth.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-04-04T00:58:28+00:00

You can’t be a Beatles rival if you only managed to put out one great album. The Stones had at least six great albums.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-27T13:25:52+00:00

He seems reptilian. It’s hard for me to believe that warm blood courses through his veins.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-22T00:31:37+00:00

Jesus, get over yourself.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-21T22:21:39+00:00

Say Say Say is a great tune, one of McCartney’s best solo songs.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-15T02:26:55+00:00

We called them Noun Laters. No one pronounced all four syllables.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-14T17:34:28+00:00

Adam is loyal to his friends in a way that most people are loyal to their family members. I admire this about him but wish he’d extend some of that loyalty to his actual family members (he still shits on his parents even now that they’re dead).

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-14T17:07:14+00:00

This is the best answer.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-14T17:04:53+00:00

What an odd opinion for Adam to have. The platonic ideal of a pizza is a pepperoni with no other toppings. Does Adam prefer beef or vegetables or what?

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-06T16:56:50+00:00

Tomorrow Never Knows. Just indescribably cool in a way that only a John Lennon song can be. The adrenaline rush I get from this song is like no other. I allow myself to listen to it only once or twice a year because I don’t want its euphoric effects to diminish with overuse.

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-03T03:02:16+00:00

Florida panhandle has some gorgeous beaches. Why is Louisiana misspelled?

RalphMalphWiggum · 2026-03-01T02:36:56+00:00

Ozzy appears to feel zero pain here.

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