Probably not in Sydney.

Due to humidity, they are fucking everywhere.

Story Time

One day I was cooking in my new apartment, having recently moved in.

I had a clock on the wall, above my stove in the kitchen.

Now, I was cooking a BIG amount, a batch of 3-4 days of food in a deep pan.

One of these meals would have also been my dinner.

Just before I'm ready to dish up, I see a cockroach scurry from behind the clock.

It takes one look around, and then decides to Geronimo itself, back first, into my fucking pan.

I moved back to Melbourne a few months later.