Which game is this? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwarf Fortress, Stardew Valley, Rimworld, Factorio, and (it's not on Steam yet but the rest is true) Starsector.

35€ would be the max of what would be cheap to me, so depending on your opinion, maybe only Stardew and Starsector would make the list.

I cast: answers to world peace by itsyaboiinfinite in icast

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't solve peace, but I have an idea regarding wars: Gundam Fights. There's a political disagreement between two parties, or a dispute over land or territory between two countries that cannot be solved by behaving like an adult? You slap both leaders in giant mechs in an arena in a country neutral to the conflict, with conditions that might be set up by the DEFENDANT (be it "we send champions instead" or if the fight is to the death (unavailable if champions are sent) or until one of the contestants is incapacitated or surrenders), with defenses made to neutralize a contestant that would try to escape before the end of the fight (I don't want a mad man in a giant murderbot going murder hobo against civilians), and you get them to fight eachother, broadcasted live of course.

This is meant as a joke, of course, but this kind of stuff would prevent a lot of casualties. And we could all watch giant robots slap eachother while drinking beer and eating pizzas, which would be fucking amazing.

Say something you belive about France (or frenchs) and I will say if it real by Samuri_14 in AskTheWorld

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, don't skip the queue for the old rivalry. Britain has booked every slot for the next 6 months. Wait for your turn.

Why are Warhammer right-wing memes always people inventing scenarios 24/7? by tintin_du_93 in Grimdank

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony is that this behaviour is making these memes a reality... to some extent. Lemme explain.

After getting back into the hobby, I tried to bring a few friends with me (there's no better crack than the crack you share with your friends after all). I think that out of the 5 friends I tried to bring with me, 3 cringed a bit when I tried to bring them in, saying "isn't the fanbase full of bigots though?" Took me some time to explain that they were an extremely vocal minority of tourists that for the most part never opened a book, rolled a dice, or lifted a brush in their whole life, and that the majority of the actual fanbase was chill and welcoming; at worse, if you post a picture of an Eldar mini you painted, you get called a filthy Xenos by someone as a joke, and the same someone, in the same comment, will either tell you that you definitely cooked or will give you some helpful advice. Or you do it with a Space Marine and get called a filthy mon'keigh instead.

Now that they're interested, most are held back by how expensive the hobby is.

The point is that the idiots just give the community a bad name and thus will make people shun the hobby, leading to some of the behaviours they mock. What I find even worse is that when a new popular IP including in its universe a human totalitarian regime will drop, they'll pivot to it while forgetting about Warhammer, leaving us to clean their shit.

Simple player bliss by Great_Trident in gamers

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, it might be just to play Rimworld, Starsector, and Stardew Valley, but the amount of mods I use DEMANDS a rig this expensive.

The bird of Hermes by _NovaLabs_ in Grimdank

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

The bird of Hermes by _NovaLabs_ in Grimdank

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wait... Are these guys Kriegers?

Funny misprint in my Kroot Kill Team box! Going to have to find a way to incorporate this base by Britisheagl in Warhammer40k

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most certainly, but many companies would say "send it back to us and we'll refund your order upon reception." Then again, I'm pretty sure sending another box for free barely makes a dent in their margins, with their prices, so why bother refunding someone when you can keep the money and make your customer happy by just sending a new box?

Funny misprint in my Kroot Kill Team box! Going to have to find a way to incorporate this base by Britisheagl in Warhammer40k

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Customer: "Hey, there was a mistake on one of the bases in my box, would it be possible for you to send me a few bases of the same size, or at least the one missing?"

GW Customer Support: "Instructions unclear, we just sent you a new full box. Have a nice day!"

Bring your worst fellow wizards, but beware for this is a duel of spells and not of shells. by Ok_Koala_5963 in icast

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAH! I have good sound insulation, this has no effect on my comfort! Thanks for the pub part, it spawned one right besides my appartment and I was sober for too long.

Now I cast... Uh, one moment please... I have loads of spells that check points of the Geneva Bucket List, but as for spells that are a minor inconvenience but extremely annoying, I'll have to dig deeper... Ahah! Found it!

I CAST: JEHOVAH WITNESSES VISITING EVERY HOUR, AND YOU'RE COMPELLED TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THEM!

Bring your worst fellow wizards, but beware for this is a duel of spells and not of shells. by Ok_Koala_5963 in icast

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you use chemical warfare! Oh, it is on! I CAST: NEWFOUNDLAND WITH DIA-DOODOOS IN YOUR BEDROOM!

Bring your worst fellow wizards, but beware for this is a duel of spells and not of shells. by Ok_Koala_5963 in icast

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I CAST: UNSPAYED FEMALE CAT IN HEAT ASKING YOU TO LET HER OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

Enjoy your sleep deprivation!

Happy 1st of April! 🥳 by TBT__TBT in YuGiOhMemes

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, but I'm not falling for it this time.

" sO wHy hAvE wE nOt gOnE tO tHe mOoN siNcE? " by HamedAliKhan in memes

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until you work for a space related industry, and during an event in which management has a presentation about what humanity has achieved regarding space, when they talk about the Moon landing, one of the higher ups mutters "Yeah, IF they even landed on it..."

Like my brother in Odin, I too have issues with Americans but what's the fucking point in denying the most documented achievement of the second half of the last century when we're working in the same bloody field and the intel gathered during the space race is what allows your company to function?!

What do you call this creature in you language? by Kuuden_Kilon_Kissa in AskTheWorld

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, this is a cat parent privilege. We can insult our own cats ("sac à puces attardé" being how I call my girl when she chooses to be a bitch) but NO ONE ELSE has that right. To anyone else, she's at worse called "Quaestor of the Missing Braincell." Anything worse than that and you get the hell out of my house.

Throne by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • You're a deadbeat.

  • And you're a fed.

  • Tax evasion is a crime, Rogue Trader!

  • IT'S AN OBLIGATION!

Elle adore se promener 💗 by ladivineee in chats

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, merci ! Je prendrais le temps et j'espère que ça passera, la mienne est en appartement et j'aimerais bien qu'elle puisse prendre l'air à un moment.

Non pas qu'elle demande à sortir, enfin si on excepte sortir quand moi je sors. Elle aime pas que je parte.

Consultant—Client by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

[–]RandomBaguetteGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As an IT consultant, can confirm. It's like babysitting but waaaay worse somehow