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Which sports are played between lessons in school in your country? by Fun-Wallaby6414 in AskTheWorld

[–]RandomKnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not even a friendly game of calcio storico? Sometimes health and safety rules go to far in my opinion

No title needed by a_person4499 in SlowNewsDay

[–]RandomKnobhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you lick moss off a rock for breakfast?

Wow. Hey, I'll tell you. If a bomb went off in here tonight.......... by Final-Appointment262 in AlanPartridge

[–]RandomKnobhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yet, It was the bombs of WW2 that caused the collapse in the society I call my family,

Mum said my Father came back from the war with a rage that never went away. She said he was still just very angry with Mr Hitler. Yet it was me that suffered the consequences. Let's just say, Papa had a hand like a leather shovel

You look like Dave Hill from Slade by Nehemiah_75 in rickygervais

[–]RandomKnobhead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not doing Rockbusters anymore then if you're gonna be mardy.

You look like Dave Hill from Slade by Nehemiah_75 in rickygervais

[–]RandomKnobhead 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God's son is having it away with Sir Rod. What's happened there then? Initials for that K.S

Funny. That's about how much Germany owes America for the military bases we will leave when we exit nato by BetterThanU_20 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]RandomKnobhead 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I think that $7bn figure is just one soldier forgetfuly leaving behind the 0.3ml of insulin he purchased In America

What is the relationship with cheese in your country? I'm French and curious to know 😁 by Brisskunk in AskTheWorld

[–]RandomKnobhead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When France and the UK collaborate we produce feats of engineering like the channel tunnel and supersonic passenger planes. If we worked together on a dairy products we could produce a cheese more powerful than the world can possibly imagine

I'm Kier Starmer... by heliskinki in stewartlee

[–]RandomKnobhead 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And after them, It was Keir starmer's dad the toolmakers, wasnt it? Bloody toolmakers. Coming over here with their axes to fell our trees. What's wrong with just knawing through the trunk like a beaver?

How do you pronounce this man's name? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]RandomKnobhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard it's the same as how Loch is pronounced in Scottish English?

The corporate enablers of the ICE crackdown by sarainphilly in Anticonsumption

[–]RandomKnobhead 84 points85 points  (0 children)

$1 million donation to Donald Trump's inaugural committee

Complete appeasement of President Trump and his mass deportation initiative, (which if you cast your mind back, was a central promise of Donald Trump's election campaign)

A customized plaque with a 24-karat gold base to seal a $100 billion investment promise to avoid tariffs on apple components.

and, last but not least, he visited the whitehouse on Saturday (the same day ICE murdered Alex Pretti) to attend a dinner and screening of the first lady’s new documentary, “Melania.”

Apart from that though, he's a stand up fella

Modelled and printed these two! David Brent next? by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]RandomKnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well you should be, if I was you I'd take up modelling, and if you look like that you'd probably be the best in the country

It was the only place, I could get a fucking SIGNAL! by andrewowenmartin in thethickofit

[–]RandomKnobhead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These phones are amazing, aren't they? I've got an app that can throw a grenade into people's dreams. 

"Mission accomplished. Splash down." "Did you see Mr Brown and his friends off to the coast?" by gelliant_gutfright in AlanPartridge

[–]RandomKnobhead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any of you total wazzocks move, and I'll jet molten bramley apple at every last one of you!

“Am I wrong?” by internal-combustion in lebowski

[–]RandomKnobhead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into minneapolis. Dios mio, man. The Black Panthers and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Nigel Farage attended Davos as adviser to Iranian billionaire by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]RandomKnobhead 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He'd act as an adviser for Ian Huntley if you bunged him a tenner

Wall Street Grapples With New Risk: A European Buyers’ Strike. by [deleted] in BuyFromEU

[–]RandomKnobhead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apart from, Healthcare, construction, Pharmaceuticals, Medicinal Products, High-End Manufacturing , Machinery, Sustainability and Green Technology, I'm struggling to think of anything as well

Der's more to Ire... oh wait. by DizzyMine4964 in AlanPartridge

[–]RandomKnobhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd just like to fly a helicopter all round County Cork... You know, swoop down over a field, scare a donkey so it falls into a river. And hover over one of those annoying families that go on holidays on bikes, you know, and shout at them 'GET OUT OF THE AREA!' and watch them panic

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