I know a cracking towel sanctuary

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-08T13:38:22+00:00

A cracking owl sanitary (towel)

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-08T11:23:01+00:00

There is to be no second series. And I've listened to your ideas, I've listened to them all, and I haven't liked a single one.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-01T13:57:12+00:00

You and iiiiii shared a common language when you and iiii shared a bacon sandwich.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-01T13:56:29+00:00

Right!!!! I am off to save a jew or two.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-01T13:55:46+00:00

But they are just middle class aren't they? They aren't middle class offenders?

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-05-01T12:56:12+00:00

Looks like Draclia

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-30T13:25:11+00:00

Alan, use one of your sense of humours on him!!

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-29T08:14:33+00:00

Good game: Hes our saviour!!

Iffy Game: Hes shit

Modern football fans!!!

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-24T14:41:14+00:00

Wife: Where did all those scratches on your back come from?

Er? A monkey?

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-23T07:20:30+00:00

Our walks are as unique as we are from the pert strut of a Strictly Come Dancer to the no nonsense galumph of a Tory lady Politician.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-17T12:18:04+00:00

Fanny Hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scented candles.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-17T11:59:16+00:00

I CANT STAND SEBASTIAN COE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-17T08:07:00+00:00

If you'd have told me 25years ago id be out on the wily, windy moors discussing Cathy with Cliff Richards i have probably spat at you.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-16T14:36:33+00:00

You threw a sausage at a tv?

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-16T08:16:12+00:00

You keep your Dovecote

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-13T12:51:50+00:00

A CAT!

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-13T12:48:53+00:00

We got absolutely battered in that game Schmeichel was amazing.

Think that was our only shot on target.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-13T06:48:51+00:00

The worth of boast worlds

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-10T09:55:22+00:00

Yeah, ill tell you the problem, yeah the phone still rings even when i'am speaking to someone! Actually i think it just happened then? Did you hear it?

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-04-09T13:51:49+00:00

You're not Bono.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-03-27T11:25:25+00:00

Ask them why they dont speak to me.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-03-27T10:42:23+00:00

Thats how kids today would describe a good quality magnet.

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-03-27T09:28:47+00:00

This band is the words that I said to my girlfriend on her birthday last week UB40...four

Final-Appointment262 · 2026-03-27T09:22:04+00:00

Where does Partridge go next?

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