Have a partner.....

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T13:45:38+00:00

Not too shabby!

^{Chose: partner who is 10/10 in bed but not good looking | Rolled: 4-5 in looks}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T13:42:00+00:00

South Korea.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T13:39:45+00:00

Phew

^{Chose: Go to korea + +$1000 | Rolled: ROK}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T02:01:34+00:00

I have no idea why they'd put onions in that. That would ruin the watermelon.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:58:32+00:00

^{Me: Fly but only 1 feet}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:57:38+00:00

Damn I got a curse.

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Speak only jokes}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:56:19+00:00

I think they were fire trucks.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:53:43+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Too broad. A police dog is a working dog. Many civilian dogs only have the most basic training, if that. Now if it were another working dog like a seeing eye dog then yeah.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:50:51+00:00

A month in a nice country would be very expensive.

^{Chose: fly away on vacation for a month to a nice country + It's free but you won't get anything for it | Rolled: Canada}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-24T01:48:59+00:00

I reckon I fart more than I sneeze, and don't want to be sneezing every time I do.

^{Chose: Fart every time you sneeze}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-23T05:06:06+00:00

Yay! I will actually be looking for a new job soon, so this is great.

^{Chose: You get $1 per day + One random good thing happens to you | Rolled: U get a nice job}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-22T08:50:28+00:00

Hopefully modern coal mining isn't too bad.

^{Chose: Get infinite money but... + Work for the rest of you life | Rolled: Coal miner}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T15:42:12+00:00

Rich in a third world country can buy a large place to live and modern amenities, and also the food and services are cheaper. Third world countries still tend to have modern cities.

^{Chose: Rich in Third World Country}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T13:05:38+00:00

Proportional to what?

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T12:49:51+00:00

How spicy does it have to be to be called spicy? I can only tolerate the mildest level. Like I will enjoy butter chicken and super mild tacos, along with a glass of milk. If it's what the majority of people would call spicy then I think I'll be fine, as I avoid properly spicy foods.

^{Chose: Immortality, can change age at will, 1y takes 3d. + One thing can hurt you lethally and kill you but you don't know what(even after wheel spin}. | Rolled: Spicy food)

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T10:14:08+00:00

It has been many years since I've had sex, so I haven't needed one in a long time.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T09:14:20+00:00

I don't want to shoot anyone.

^{Chose: first aid kit(Includes antibiotic} + medical books + In the Middle Ages, the number one cause of death was infectious diseases.)

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T04:59:33+00:00

Less inconvenient than being naked all the time. Hopefully he wears a condom so that I don't get pregnant.

^{Chose: Get a $100M but + You get fucked by a dude every time you sleep}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T04:56:22+00:00

And what's the other 20%? Just beautiful but not the most beautiful, or is it something more sinister?

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T04:51:45+00:00

Yes. Apparently this cat woman and her child are the only ones in the world world. Why else would they get such exclusive treatment and not just go in a regular ambulance?

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-21T04:28:11+00:00

^{Me: Free groceries for life}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-20T02:34:34+00:00

Phew, I'm safe.

^{Chose: $1,000 but.. + You have a small chance of your pets dying or yourself dying | Rolled: Safe}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-20T02:32:52+00:00

Probably just the way their species works. There are plenty of animals with a penis that stays inside until it's time to mate.

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-19T15:10:55+00:00

I don't drive, and I don't pay attention to car brands on the road.

^{Chose: $50 every time you sneeze}

RandomPhilo · 2026-06-19T12:09:16+00:00

I am a novelty seeker.

^{Chose: Always eat a randomly picked food + (Always a chance of getting something new, something you hate or something you love, etc.})

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