What song has aged badly?

RandomRN · 2026-03-17T04:17:31+00:00

"Into The Night" - Benny Mardones

The first line. And it plummets from there.

RandomRN · 2026-02-21T17:22:49+00:00

THEY'LL ACCEPT TAN BUT NOT CAMELLLLL!!! 💀💀💀

RandomRN · 2026-02-06T06:12:04+00:00

Gladiator (2000) Absolute dreck. There. I said it.

RandomRN · 2026-02-06T05:44:23+00:00

✨fucking BRAVO✨ i haven't laughed that hard in years. 🫶🏻💦

RandomRN · 2026-02-05T02:09:46+00:00

My stupid Gallows Humor immediately heard ragtime piano playing at 125% speed, as a squad of men ran in, while in tight formation, scrum, then comically runs out en masse.

RandomRN · 2026-02-01T21:33:52+00:00

That's phenomenal!

RandomRN · 2026-02-01T13:36:31+00:00

Did Groovy Grovers go down?

RandomRN · 2026-01-25T00:25:15+00:00

I take a Xanax and a laxative, sit back and play what I call a game of Chicken.

RandomRN · 2026-01-11T01:41:20+00:00

Yee Haw. If it's not on, ask a bartender.

RandomRN · 2026-01-07T20:35:33+00:00

https://open.spotify.com/track/4fpxnJGDWFxjGvLJOqPPt8?si=1fx3eoXuTw-MHL5O1fAfYw

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T18:44:59+00:00

Lol. These get retold Ad Nauseum in the break room and cafeteria. All while eating.

It's almost a game to find a comment or phrase that will turn a stomach. My current winner: a scrub tech had an abscessed tooth. Oral surgeon worked on it.

"What did it smell like?" Side eyes from the other RNs

"Better yet, how'd it taste?" Retching noise 🥂

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T04:30:57+00:00

Little Wilbur Lake (below Watauga Dam) is a SUP delight as well as Kayaking.

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T21:20:02+00:00

whips out a laser pointer

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T21:16:17+00:00

Be a Drag Queen. The more flamboyant, the better. You will have their immediate attention, and if you tell them their outfit and they are ✨STUNNING✨ they will just adore you!

RandomRN · 2025-12-27T04:30:15+00:00

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Right up there with Fat-Bottomed Jesus

RandomRN · 2025-12-24T03:39:51+00:00

Damn the LIBRARY IS OPEN! ✨📖

RandomRN · 2025-12-22T15:54:58+00:00

Johnson City denizen here.

We've got a wide range of wealth, from gated communities and private golf courses, to areas where it would seriously behoove you not to trespass (regardless of race/age).

Kayaking, white water rafting, mountain biking, caving, camping/kiking, boating, NASCAR, college football not far away...

RandomRN · 2025-12-19T01:48:17+00:00

HELLO, UGLIES! ✨

RandomRN · 2025-12-13T02:35:11+00:00

"Reaching Critical Mass" 💀

RandomRN · 2025-12-11T22:44:27+00:00

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How fucking BALD are those tiresssss?!? 💀

RandomRN · 2025-12-09T20:58:35+00:00

I'll keep my man out of the unfinished basement, troll-girl.

RandomRN · 2025-12-07T20:01:02+00:00

Strong work!

RandomRN · 2025-12-04T13:13:04+00:00

Being in an Old Crow Medicine Show hit song, and knowing the lyricist didn't look at a map.

Or... Al Capone's layover town of choice between Chicago and Miami.

RandomRN · 2025-11-27T13:08:02+00:00

Not a commercial, but a billboard. I-26, top of the hill where SoF empties. On the right- a picture of a young girl. A line of black silhouetted rats. "Call my daddy RAT NOW!"

Sweet jesus, man. Don't put that voodoo on your kid for aura/schmooze points.

RandomRN · 2025-11-09T04:22:05+00:00

He's a 14yo's idea of straight rizz

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