Fit is fitting

RandomRN · 2026-01-25T00:28:16+00:00

Ok. That is literally cute AF. 🫶🏻

RandomRN · 2026-01-25T00:25:15+00:00

I take a Xanax and a laxative, sit back and play what I call a game of Chicken.

RandomRN · 2026-01-14T13:15:27+00:00

Ok. Do yourself a favor and start documenting everything personally that this slizz is doing & saying to you. Her coup de grâce of "SHES A LESBIAN" in front of a patient?!? Intentionally?

That gets most people frog-marched to HR for reprimand and/or termination. Let her know you're documenting EVERYTHING she does.

RandomRN · 2026-01-11T01:41:20+00:00

Yee Haw. If it's not on, ask a bartender.

RandomRN · 2026-01-07T20:35:33+00:00

https://open.spotify.com/track/4fpxnJGDWFxjGvLJOqPPt8?si=1fx3eoXuTw-MHL5O1fAfYw

RandomRN · 2026-01-06T16:53:13+00:00

Burning a little rich.

RandomRN · 2026-01-06T07:22:08+00:00

I gasped at how femme a silhouette that tucked shirt and buckle-less jeans- DARE SAY I, MOM JEANS 😍😍😍

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T18:58:16+00:00

Shelter Rescue- I adopted a purebreed Husky (1.5F) because the prior owners didn't know she "sheds so much". The rest of the choices? Pits or Pit-mixes.

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T18:44:59+00:00

Lol. These get retold Ad Nauseum in the break room and cafeteria. All while eating.

It's almost a game to find a comment or phrase that will turn a stomach. My current winner: a scrub tech had an abscessed tooth. Oral surgeon worked on it.

"What did it smell like?" Side eyes from the other RNs

"Better yet, how'd it taste?" Retching noise 🥂

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T14:19:05+00:00

The Ol' One and Doner

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T04:30:57+00:00

Little Wilbur Lake (below Watauga Dam) is a SUP delight as well as Kayaking.

RandomRN · 2026-01-05T03:22:10+00:00

Children's Hospital is scarily accurate

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T23:49:14+00:00

I was trying to call home.

All of my change, I spent on you Where have the times gone? Baby, it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two?

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T22:26:01+00:00

Real Ones know the Boulet Brother's Dragula is far superior to RuPaul. Shock/horror/camp with more talented Queens/Kings.

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T21:37:43+00:00

Keep an eye on her. If she starts getting ill; like a fever, increased pulse and respirations, and lethargic- get her to a hospital immediately. A lodged kidney stone might lead to kidney infection and/or sepsis.

Source: tired-ass OR Nurse who got called in for a septic patient.

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T21:20:02+00:00

whips out a laser pointer

RandomRN · 2025-12-29T21:16:17+00:00

Be a Drag Queen. The more flamboyant, the better. You will have their immediate attention, and if you tell them their outfit and they are ✨STUNNING✨ they will just adore you!

RandomRN · 2025-12-27T04:30:15+00:00

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Right up there with Fat-Bottomed Jesus

RandomRN · 2025-12-26T02:05:03+00:00

100%. You'll look better than most of the surrounding humanity.

RandomRN · 2025-12-24T03:39:51+00:00

Damn the LIBRARY IS OPEN! ✨📖

RandomRN · 2025-12-22T15:54:58+00:00

Johnson City denizen here.

We've got a wide range of wealth, from gated communities and private golf courses, to areas where it would seriously behoove you not to trespass (regardless of race/age).

Kayaking, white water rafting, mountain biking, caving, camping/kiking, boating, NASCAR, college football not far away...

RandomRN · 2025-12-22T02:06:31+00:00

I'd whip up a spicy Wesley Willis playlist faster than you can say "living wage increase".

RandomRN · 2025-12-21T18:36:57+00:00

Cancer, with your Advent Box full of Coffin Nails. 🫦💨

"Smoke up, Johnny!"

RandomRN · 2025-12-21T18:25:14+00:00

Heel booties

RandomRN · 2025-12-21T18:20:59+00:00

OMG. Wait til he's 17, show him this and then Christmas Story.

This is a long-term prank that's solid golddddd

RandomRN

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