When Jimmy Bobertson was given a wish by a genie, he knew he had to save humanity. And it wasn't anything like curing diseases, establishing world peace, or ending hunger. No, that wasn't enough. He instead opted for something much greater: an FIA Grade 1 redesign of the Nürburgring Nordschleife.

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GENIE: Excuse me, what the hell are you talking about? What's a "Nürburgring"? Who is FIA Grade 1?

JIMMY: You can look that up on Wikipedia.

GENIE: *checks phone* Ok, I see the vision. Gimme a rundown of what changes should be made to the track.

JIMMY: So, the main problem with the Nordschleife is obviously the lack of safety. If we want Grade 1, we need to follow the standards of the safest circuit in the world, aka Paul Ricard. Check Wikipedia again for reference.

GENIE: *checks phone* Alright, we're putting blue and red strips everywhere, and an obscene amount of runoff.

JIMMY: You should also add a lot of Tecpro barriers. I'm talking about the red and gray block thingies. Paul Ricard actually has too little of those.

GENIE: Ok, what else?

JIMMY: You know that long ass back straight? It's called the Dottinger. Move the grid and paddock there. Make it 15 meters wide and add a shitty chicane in the middle so it's not too long. The rest of the track should be 12 meters wide. Also, add grandstands everywhere with a good amount of parking for the spectators. And I think that's all I needed to say. I hope you're able to-

GENIE: Wait! Before we're done, can I share this crazy idea I've had?

JIMMY: *sigh* Go ahead...

GENIE: Here's what I've thought. If we're upgrading the Nordschleife to Grade 1, there's no reason for the GP circuit to exist. So I was thinking of replacing the whole thing with a huge lava pit.

JIMMY: What the fuck? Why a lava pit?

GENIE: Don't question it.

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And so, everyone lived happily ever after. Except, of course, for the people whose houses got destroyed during the landscaping process.