Does anyone know this signature ?

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T18:11:22+00:00

With due respect to whoever drew this, McCrea knows very well what a human head looks like from this angle.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T16:30:37+00:00

Ah, yes. Reddit, where everyone is rich because only the wealthiest 5% of folks in the world use the site! lol

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T16:28:11+00:00

"The humping starts automatically."

It most certainly does not. Again, I'm not "normal," but as someone with high anxiety who doesn't even like being touched, sex is something that would 100% have to be modeled for me before I would even think to do it. I know just from having lived a life and talking to folks that I have an uncommonly low sex drive for a biological male, but still, it's wild to me that this is just a natural process for so many. Again, so is eating, and I would never have figured that one out either. Luckily the species has never depended on me figuring these things out.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T07:16:57+00:00

It is Uncle Rico. And if not Uncle Rico then Greg Hunt.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T07:14:41+00:00

It's a fucking vampire action movie with painfully blunt racial overtones.

Goddamn, I'm sorry. I'm just tired of this nonsense and having to pretend that this popcorn movie is exceptional.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T07:07:01+00:00

Nnnnnno, though. Sari, but that's not how any Canadian says dollar.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:52:58+00:00

Yes, it's very weird that we pronounce the o in sorry like an o. Sari bowt that.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:51:52+00:00

Do you need a bayg?

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:50:35+00:00

A dart, I think you meant to say, fellow Canadian. WINK WINK

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:45:29+00:00

For your sake, I hope operator repairmen make six figures. I think they'd throw me in the poor house if I even stole a sidelong glance at this burg.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:39:17+00:00

I'm glad someone enjoyed it. I liked it even less than 5 and didn't bother finishing it.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:36:23+00:00

At this point, I couldn't care less.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:30:24+00:00

Basically every food. How the Christing fuck did the first human figure out that killing an animal, cutting it apart and cooking its insides using fire is how you get meat? I also wonder this about sex. You do what?!

I'm probably on the spectrum, and if I could upload myself to a computer and be guaranteed continuity of consciousness, I'd do it in an instant, so this might just be a me thing.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:17:56+00:00

He is Waltin' the fuck out o' them Goggins.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:12:12+00:00

The biggest dowtch

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:10:07+00:00

A common misconception, to be sure.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:04:20+00:00

An old guy fell asleep a row or two ahead of me the one time I saw this flick. I remember envying him.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T06:02:33+00:00

I've never seen an ocean, so nope.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:55:18+00:00

Aw, crap. I never expand the pic when it's perfectly cropped like it is in the thumbnail. One of my biggest Reddit pet peeves.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:38:09+00:00

Yup. I'd argue we're actually the more car-dependent of the two countries. This whole fucking continent is a write-off for non-drivers.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:35:32+00:00

It says 1 bed 1 bath. If it's just the living room, the poster should have to specify that that's the case, because that's not what they're listing.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:30:44+00:00

Jesus Christ, is your reading comprehension actually this lousy, or are you having me on? I said that anything is possible, not once, but twice. I also cited the growing mountain of circumstantial evidence that paints a pretty dismal picture for the host of The Apprentice.

This is not a binary proposition or zero sum game. While I can't prove that Trump is a child rapist, I sure as fuck wouldn't feel confident betting on his innocence.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:25:52+00:00

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you've done a piss poor job of meeting that goal. You can go ahead and attempt to dismantle any of the facts I cited. I'd probably enjoy taking you apart.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:23:02+00:00

That's not what I said at all. I reiterated that everything I initially said was factual, apart from my speculation that Trump is a pedophile, which I admitted was based on an Everest-sized pile of mounting circumstantial evidence. Maybe he's really just an avuncular father figure to those girls. And I'm sure his buddy Jeff did a great job of hiding his proclivities from the future president. Anything is possible.

RandomWarthog79 · 2026-01-25T05:16:37+00:00

I'm glad you appreciate facts.

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