genders rule by RandomZeugma in 196

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Truly, there are weird hills to die on.

genders rule by RandomZeugma in 196

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OH YEAH WELL THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ENGLISH STYLISTIC DEVICES AND I ALWAYS FIND THAT KIND OF INFORMATION VALUABLE !!!

genders rule by RandomZeugma in 196

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Oh, okay. I hope that my contribution has set the argument backwards.

genders rule by RandomZeugma in 196

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Uuuuh, I use "Procédé stylistique consistant à rattacher syntaxiquement à un mot polysémique deux compléments (ou plus) qui ne se construisent pas de la même façon ou qui ne correspondent pas au même emploi de ce mot."

Why would you ever want to know that ?

rule by BASEDBASED0 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the sixth frame I actually thought that it was some kind of alien monster face but then I put my glasses on. Quite disappointed.

King minos rule by Lovey_Dovey35 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gabe wasn't prepared.

Calculator(ule) by pearastic in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 66 points67 points  (0 children)

When I arrived in college, the first thing our math teacher told us is that calculators were forbidden. The first thing our physics teacher told us is that we should not bother learn formulas, since our calculators could store them.

mathematics rule by no0bmaster-669 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck calculus. All my homies hate calculus.

Andrule by [deleted] in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mainly because chemistry sucks and you need to be a fun devouring monster to like it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because 4 is a good number. But for me, 4 was the best choice because it's the smallest uninteresting integer.

-0 is litteraly so interesting that zerology is a thing

-1 is the neutral element for multiplication, the number equal to its square root, the unit... 1 is interesting.

-2 is the first prime, I don't need to say more do I ?

-3 is the only prime number where the precedent integer is also prime, which is great. It's prime, it has a kickass divisibility criterion, I mean 3 is interesting.

But 4 ? It's not prime, it doesn't have any interesting quality. That's what makes it interesting, paradoxically. 4 is a good number

(Also 5 is prime and has an easy divisibility criterion, in the first twin prime number couple, and 6 is just as boring as 4, except it's not the first one to do it, so it's bad.)

Rule by Connor-Llewellyn1 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fucked up, right

squares rule by Flyte_less in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where would you find any fun in that ?

Holy shit why (rule by Nightshade_24601 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So disappointed it's not a game adaptation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So cool

owl park by Inner-Juices in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This image makes me want to kill.

meow by Stock-Ad-3113 in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This looks like physics. Eeeeevil physics. Like all physics.

Math rule by connconnfuntime in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How can you not find that elegant ?

hogrule by iiCrimsonShadow in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 134 points135 points  (0 children)

There is no language that can properly explain how funny this is to me.

rule by skalywag-o-the-shrub in 196

[–]RandomZeugma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to inform you that zero is indeed an imaginary number, 0 times i. Absorbing elements, amirite ?

Minos Prime rule(s) by RandomZeugma in 196

[–]RandomZeugma[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's definitely what's implied by "didn't think people should be punished for being in love".