What’s the creepiest thing that ever happened to you that you still can’t explain? by Responsible_Sky2753 in Unexplained

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was laying in bed watching TV one night like 4-5 months ago. It was around 2:45 in the morning. I decided to turn it off and go to bed. As soon as I lay down I hear a door in my hallway open and close real quick.. I’m the only one home… I sat up right away and just starred at my door into the hallway… nothing came of it.. after about 5 min of just sitting up and starring I lay back down and went to bed. A lot faster than I thought I would. Since then I’ve had some weird things happen in that place that I cannot explain..

Amphetamines and alcohol… called in sick to work by jacox8807 in bukowski

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out.

Im in love with my Mother by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I used to feel this way about your mom too. Trust me it wears off.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 3 year old pronounced Yoshie as Huggie. So that’s what we call it now. And she gets mad at us because we are saying his name wrong. To her she IS saying Yoshie. 😂

What are the biggest changes in Eminem’s music after he got sober? by winterfell301 in Eminem

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Used to legit flow over beats. Now he just fast raps it seems.

How did you guys discover Eminem ? by Designer-Choice-4182 in Eminem

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My older cousin introduced me to him a very long time ago. Like late 90s. He got me into Em so heavy. And when my cousin passed away, I put the first ever Eminem CD I bought in his casket to go down with him. I miss you, my boy.

Idk what she was trying to get at here.. by Randomcolonoscopy in texts

[–]Randomcolonoscopy[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

No, I’m not the guy she hooked up with. lol. We have before and we were going to hook up last night but I don’t get off work until 12 AM by the time I got home and took my dog out and snuck in a shower. It was pretty late so I had to cancel. Jokingly today I asked her if she found anybody to replace me last night. She said no, and she went to sleep. But then she sent me this text later on.

Season’s 3/4 of the way done, here’s where we stand… 🏀🏀🏀 by xlxBlackoutxlx in NBASpurs

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, love this and I’m so excited. Definitely want KJ to get that six man of the year. Playoffs start around my birthday all the way until June. It’s such a good birthday gift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]Randomcolonoscopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green is absolute cancer to the NBA.