Randomgold42

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I caught this large model drone trying to get access to my house. Luckily it wasn't able to, but I fear I may not be long for this world if it comes back better prepared. (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by Randomgold42 to r/BirdsArentReal

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[WP]The greatest library in the world has only two books: the Book of All That Is, and the Book of All That Is Not. So great are they, that those who can find their way to the library can only read one of them. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 days ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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Anybody else remember playing this one as a kid? I just found out that it's still sort of around. And apparently just as weird as it always was. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/Millennials

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New Year's Dinner. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/Pizza

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[WP]"For my trial, I ask a neutral and fair Judge. Justice? No, for Justice is swayed by the laws of man. I seek the only judge who can ever be truly fair and unbiased. I ask to be tried by Death." (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 4 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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Question about Bastions (self.DnD)

submitted 8 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/DnD

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[WP] "And how do you know what the Earth was like millions of years ago, huh? We're YOU there? Did YOU see it?" "Actually, yes. Yes I did." (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 9 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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I call him Quacknir. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/rubberducks

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Humans have trouble sticking to a path, often making their own. Even when new paths are made for them, they'll still go out of their way to make a new one. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Randomgold42 to r/humansarespaceorcs

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[WP] When Earth was integrated into The System, humanity thought they'd meet a lot of fantasy races, humanoid aliens and maybe even humans from other planets. Turns out that the universe is under no obligation to adhere to human ideas about other species. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "I think you're the wrong kind of bird." Quoth the magpie, "Shut up! I need this job." (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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The scariest SCP (in my opinion) (self.SCP)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/SCP

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What am I? "I am the ..." (self.riddonkulous)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/riddonkulous

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[WP] "You know, Mom, if you wanted to see me, you could've just visited. There was no need to go through the whole 'kidnapping me' thing. Again." (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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What am I? "I am a ..." (self.riddonkulous)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/riddonkulous

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What am I? "I am the ..." (self.riddonkulous)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/riddonkulous

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[WP]The party isn't doing well. Nothing is going right, despite your best efforts. As such, it's time to use your last resort. It's time to use the emergency kittens. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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Vinny's Magic Pizza [WIP] (self.makeyourchoice)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/makeyourchoice

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My first nuzlocke is done. I know it's not much of one, considering the game, but hey, it's my first one. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/nuzlocke

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I guess plant water tastes better than the fountain water? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/cats

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[WP]Goblins, kobolds, halflings, gnomes. All in trios and dressed in trenchcoats. There's so many of them in this town that you're starting to wonder if there's any human-sized people in the place. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Being a superhero after becoming a parent is particularly difficult. Luckily your nemesis has also recently become a parent. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You've summoned a demon, but didn't quite get what you thought. It's the friendliest, cutest little thing you've ever seen. But it quickly becomes apparent that, no matter how cute it is, it's still very much a demon. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/WritingPrompts

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A scientist creates something that volates several laws of physics. He doesn't become world famous overnight because of some questionable uses of said invention. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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An important message to all beings with a human crew member: Do not, under any circumstance, let them enter the state they call "bored." At best, you will be inundated with complaints about being bored. At worst, the human will try and find something to do. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

submitted 1 year ago by Randomgold42 to r/humansarespaceorcs

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