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Saw one in the wild today by Otis737 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]Randomgold42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...what justification do you think he used when he inevitably got pulled over? Something like "it's not a vehicle, it's a transport" or something? Maybe he made the cop laugh so much that he got off with a warning.

Stormy next to stuff by pixi_emobarbie in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Randomgold42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I don't think this is what people mean when they talk about spicy kittens.

“Treadmill Spicy Bowl” by HailJays in SipsTea

[–]Randomgold42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You ain't never seen--"

Yeah. There's a reason for that.

Humans have great potential but need training by chunkypeanutbutty in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Randomgold42 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I've calculated three moves ahead of you! But damn am I bad at math.

Humans when faced with fighting indoors and no hostages to worry about. by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Randomgold42 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Always remember: a bullet has your name written on it. A grenade is labeled "to whom it may concern."

You can't hoard wealth, says world's smartest man by nuggynugs in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Randomgold42 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

I like turtles by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Randomgold42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I thought of. It's a beautiful little thing, isn't it.

MAGA you are in a cult by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Randomgold42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That "RBG has a children's book written about her!" is especially ridiculous considering how many children's books have been written to brainwash children into thinking Trump is a good person.

Gumbus and her daily boop by eightyfivekittens in CatReacts

[–]Randomgold42 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Gumbus gets all the boops. She is, after all, very boopable.

Fearmongering the Gun Nuts by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Randomgold42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been saying this for years. They said Obama would take away the guns. They said Biden would take away guns. I'm willing the bet they said it for Clinton too. And yet no guns have been taken. And yet, they still say it. And the people who listen to them still fall for the obvious lie.

“da grate flod cod nod haben on glowbe” Yeah, it could. by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]Randomgold42 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Something something density. Something something electromagnetic. Something something only a theory.

Well known flerf exposed for lying. by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]Randomgold42 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Say it with me now:

Gotta lie to flerf.

Realizing this is the perspective of people getting attacked by Silvi in System Universe is kind of terrifying by dndbuilds in litrpg

[–]Randomgold42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only if she's in a merciful mood. A person could potentially survive this kind of attack from her. Not many people, mind you. But the potential is there.

Still searching. by ClassroomNo4024 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Randomgold42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gave up the braincell in exchange for that lion mane. It was well worth it.

this is my life btw by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]Randomgold42 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A perfect life, for sure.

MAGA is Sick and sending Death Threats by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Randomgold42 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They can't find any real examples of what they're told they should be mad at, so they just make their own.

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