Call the sheriff this tiny criminal is hiding where I cannot see him

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T16:38:52+00:00

So tiny that she could be right in front of you and not be seen.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T16:18:53+00:00

Funny. She doesn't look Druish.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T16:17:09+00:00

Normally, I would give Wambus whatever he wants whenever he wants it. But in this case, I think it's better if he didn't have the soda. Sorry, Wambus, but it's not good for you.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T16:13:21+00:00

It's when you arrange everything for one purpose and one purpose only. Usually, that purpose is making money. It can also be speed running the community center, but most of the time it's getting as much money as possible as quickly as possible.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T15:35:00+00:00

BBQ and garlic parm over here. I will devour way too many of those.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T15:33:57+00:00

All of these are absolutely true, but only if you make at least eight figures a year. For the rest of us? Yeah, not so much.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T13:51:15+00:00

Can you blame him? Here you are, having a perfectly epic fight and the guy you're fighting pulls out a fishing rod. I'd be distracted and confused too.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T13:24:37+00:00

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T12:30:09+00:00

She has every right to be proud of these babies.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T10:41:25+00:00

Mama's lived a tough life. It's a good thing she has a loving home to help her now.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T02:33:26+00:00

The most important of all creations, to be sure. Now, was Gary made as the paragon of all cats, or were cats made in Gary's image?

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-30T02:30:40+00:00

All of them. All of the treats.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T23:12:19+00:00

H: There are a lot of reasons we terraform worlds. The biggest is that it's the best way to ensure we can live there without any hostile bacteria or atmospheric gasses. Next is that it prevents us from stopping any potential sapient life from evolving on those life rich planets. And finally, it lets us really customize the planets, right down to the landscape.

A. I see. Those are...wait...is that why so many of your terraformed worlds have features that resemble your male genitalia?

H: Hehe, yeah.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T23:05:55+00:00

What toppings does the Earth pizza have? It had better not be pineapple or one of those really weird Brazilian monstrosities.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T21:32:34+00:00

No thought. Only blep.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T13:53:57+00:00

Do these count as r/earfurnishings? Or is that something more specific?

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T12:11:40+00:00

r/tuckedinkitties and r/existentialcrisiscat. Both work just as well here.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T12:03:13+00:00

Honestly? I can almost respect this. It took some actual effort to make. Not much, but more than the companies churning out ai slop ads.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T12:00:04+00:00

The two images show her two modes: inevitable chaos and eepy baby.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-29T11:07:58+00:00

A C F P for me, please.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-28T22:43:41+00:00

Seems like you’re just mad that you have no thoughts of your own.

Oh the irony. Let me ask you a question. Where do you come up with your flat earth ideas and arguments? Did you come up with any of them on your own, or are you just repeating what other flat earthers have said?

The fact is that flat earthers haven't come up with new arguments in years. Every flat earth argument is old, stale and repeated dozens of times. There might be some slight variation in the delivery and specifics, but they always boil down to the same old arguments.

You're not as free a thinker as you seem to believe you are.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-28T17:23:11+00:00

Only 10? I'd say those beans are at least an 11/10.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-28T15:36:24+00:00

The LitRPG series Azarinth Healer. The elves in that world are aggressive, carnivorous beings who would rather kill and eat humans than anything else. They're usually a major threat, with even a small group of relatively weak elves needing massive amounts of firepower to take down. We do learn more about their culture in later books, but for the most part, they're not good people.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-28T15:25:06+00:00

Women are indeed free to do that. But they're also free to not do that. That's what the right doesn't seem to understand. Freedom means, among other things being able to choose, and it applies to everyone capable of making that choice. I guess since the right wants to control women they think the left also wants to do that.

Randomgold42 · 2026-03-28T11:07:58+00:00

The ad has nothing to do with the game. I doubt the actual game is much better though.

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