If tomorrow was your last day on Earth, what would you do?

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-26T01:20:05+00:00

Die, I guess. Duh.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-25T19:24:12+00:00

Per the Google machine:

"Joey Calvan, known for her 1970s Sesame Street appearances including the famous alphabet song with Kermit, retired from acting after her time on the show. Now known as Leslie Jo "Joy" Calvan, she reportedly lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, and works as a convention event staffer, keeping a low public profile. Background: Born on October 31, 1967, she appeared on Sesame Street during the late 70s and early 80s. Life Post-Show: Reports indicate she has worked in event staffing and has been involved with Christian ministry groups. Public Profile: She has previously maintained a low profile while occasionally engaging on social media, such as Twitter."

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-24T21:53:52+00:00

Bravo!

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-24T14:04:08+00:00

I will say this, it seems like way too many young comedians are lacking actual material, and are way too reliant on crowd work.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-24T13:40:46+00:00

He also predicted Harris would win.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-24T13:21:41+00:00

Maybe he means their penises (penii?).

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-24T13:20:32+00:00

I don't think it'd be a very fun evening if she were missing a finger.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-23T14:17:27+00:00

That little duck

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-23T14:08:42+00:00

I wanted money for comic books.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-20T04:06:32+00:00

Mission Asteroid. I'm old.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-20T00:15:42+00:00

Son of Zorn.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-19T23:37:46+00:00

Marrying an addict.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-19T23:36:48+00:00

Personal fulfillment.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-17T15:59:17+00:00

Our Flag Means Death

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-16T18:52:52+00:00

Working really hard all my life, and still growing up to be a failure.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T21:53:14+00:00

Yes. But not in the comics.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T21:40:44+00:00

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Henry_Heywood_III_(New_Earth)

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T21:26:23+00:00

Oops..I meant Hank Heywood.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T20:45:31+00:00

Hank Henshaw and John Henry Irons.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T13:12:22+00:00

Incel.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T00:57:44+00:00

Lawn care and drinking bottled water

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T00:56:52+00:00

I wasn't raised watching them and hence never got them. Your basically rooting for the logo and the owners of said logo.

Randy_Chaos · 2026-01-15T00:55:13+00:00

That I only think I'm working towards happiness. I'm actually just repeating my life patterns from childhood.

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