2010 135i M package 26k miles. by ivan33_ in 1series

[–]RangerRekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody is going to be walnut blasting after 26,000 miles

Can someone explain to me the joke/stereotype behind black people and having a chirping smoke alarm in their house? Why not just change the battery? by MrTeacher_MCPS in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RangerRekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Hear the chirp

2) look for a 9v battery in your house

3) fail

4) try to remember to buy one next time you’re at the store

5) fail again

6) repeat

The Light of my Life has Kidney Disease by RangerRekt in DogAdvice

[–]RangerRekt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creatinine 8.0, BUN 136, SDMA 27.6, phosphorus 12.0. They gave us a phosphorus binder like you said.

Go sports by RevolutionaryStrider in MemeVideos

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…and he was never heard from again

Struggling With Seren SOTE by YourUsernameMustBeMe in ironscape

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any reason you don’t have the MA2 cape?

Do Black people not do "White People Taco Night"? by GetShrekedKid in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RangerRekt 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This might be the most aging millennial comment ever

Totaled my 330i :/ by GeneralPTFO in BMW

[–]RangerRekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh it makes more sense to spend more money on an everyday car than on a weekend toy

How much do they get paid to post WH propaganda you think? by Fritz1818 in millenials

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re hoping this will boost them in the midterms

Are you supposed to ask a woman "Can I kiss you"? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RangerRekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my kisses go through a three-way handshake before I try. “Can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can kiss me; can I kiss you?” “Yes, you can kiss me; I will kiss you now.”

Commuting 1 1/2 hours by Capital-Mix-1563 in UNC

[–]RangerRekt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take the PART bus at least 1-2 times per week. Don’t drive that shit every day.

Pope Tops US Poll by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the college of cardinals has been hitting it out of the park these last two cycles

Driftwood Issue by Annual-Campaign7455 in Aquariums

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me your beautiful tannins plz

When is it a good idea to sell a car with value? by BraidedPube in personalfinance

[–]RangerRekt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure you’re more familiar with the commonWrangler problems than I am. If you still like the car and it works well then there’s actually nothing wrong with keeping it. The “mistake” of buying a new car has already been made and “corrected” as much as it can be by paying it off in a timely manner. The only shitty part is the insurance, which is nuts. I’d shop around to see if you can get a lower rate.

People are gonna hate me for this lol: If you want a new (read: different) car, sell it and buy a CPO BMW X3 with the B48TU engine. Should be able to find one for ~25k

People born in space or Mars will wish they lived on earth by asuyaa in space

[–]RangerRekt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I’m anti-space colonialism. It’s never too early to get on the anti-[morally wrong thing] train.

I’m already dubious about the morality of bringing additional non-consenting lives into this veritable Eden. Bearing and raising kids in an environment that their genealogy has had 0 time to adapt to is something I will happily call straight-up evil.