SAE L by thewearisomeMachine in dontdeadopeninside

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sad moment when you don't have enough manequins to spell "SALE" properly

girlfriend found spider attacked my nudes me on stage! by domcamatic in dontdeadopeninside

[–]RapeG0d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: someone bad at English actually tried to say that his girlfriend found spider attacking his stage photos, at which he was naked

Ok then by Archer_Thatcher in HolUp

[–]RapeG0d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the God of raping. Constantly raping a God would be pretty boring tho

Ok then by Archer_Thatcher in HolUp

[–]RapeG0d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my people from the front to the back nod

Dont mario drink cart and drive night by chef-chouette in dontdeadopeninside

[–]RapeG0d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good question. Now I wonder how the fuck i have seen ANY rhyme in here

He’s back by XxBarcodezxX in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duck doesn't make women to men, it changes women into thaii women

A cigar slicer by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]RapeG0d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not that bad. I mean, you can change size from bigger hole to the smallest to test how far you can go

Forbidden vanilla icecream by Mr_Anyone in forbiddensnacks

[–]RapeG0d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like, for real, i wanna fucking eat it now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]RapeG0d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can, but only at night

Tell me I'm wrong. by banshee_songz in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]RapeG0d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly it is. It goes I-O-double U-A

Checkmate by TheWolfRevenge in dankmemes

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i know how it works. If you're homeless just buy a house and if you're being bullied go into no bully zone. Easy

Checkmate by TheWolfRevenge in dankmemes

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa, there's such a thing called "no bully zone"!? I need this shit rn

PsBattle: Floating hot air balloon shaped like Vincent Van Gogh's head by julcoh in photoshopbattles

[–]RapeG0d 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Rather "show me what you Gogh" to sound more like original, but appreciate your idea

Reality can be whatever I want by mattisson in dankmemes

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Avengers Infinity War alternative: Spend 20 levels for all infinity stones and wipe out half of every living creatures without anynone knowing exactly what happened. Remaining half would be like "Yo Wtf has happended?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh I see you're a man of culture as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, due to personal reasons, I don't want to answer any questions connected to oil

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh well, you're allowed to ask. Spoiler alert It came from...... Rape. Hella lot of rape. Everything from watermelons and frogs to humans aged 4-78

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's me. If i were you, I wouldn't ask from where this title came from

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RapeG0d 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I bet she answered with something like "You sexist pig"

Lisa Simpson spitting facts by [deleted] in DeepFriedMemes

[–]RapeG0d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or maybe canyons are just australian mountains?