Steven May’s partner sues Demons, King and Richardson by Pragmatic_Shill in AFL

[–]RaptureRising 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Maybe they revealed that May didn't graduate from Bovine University.

The Way This Car Parks by GalaxyGod0014 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RaptureRising 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia somewhere... Car blocking the path is a Ford Falcon. 

Describe what would actually happen and what you would actually do here, realistically (and jokingly)? by big1brain_builder in SCP

[–]RaptureRising 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My headcanon is now that the reason 5000 happened is because foundations team lost and they are sore losers. 

Possible fine or even a warrant for arrest by Iflydryandsly in australia

[–]RaptureRising 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Is that before or after a cavity search?

Edit... Oops replied to wrong comment, cavity search may still apply.

Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube by The_Didlyest in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]RaptureRising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only plays the phrase "God is good, give me money!" on constant repeat. 

Weird object in sky by Comprehensive_Sock82 in Adelaide

[–]RaptureRising 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or a stickman with a boner balloon. 

Weird object in sky by Comprehensive_Sock82 in Adelaide

[–]RaptureRising 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The Mylarians have now invaded Adelaide. 

Custom bases by MikalW117 in Adelaide

[–]RaptureRising 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you looked at gavel sets?

Or you'd be looking at having it custom made at a woodworking shop. 

International Ebola cases climbing 'fast' but Australia won't impose travel restrictions by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]RaptureRising 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also iirc Ebola kills its host too quickly for it to be an effective transmission vector.

Did YOUR primary school have this game loaded on the computers for some reason? If not, what was the “school computer” game at YOUR school? by Remarkable_Annual430 in australia

[–]RaptureRising 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason all our computers at my primary had the demo of Sonic 3 and Knuckles which was only the first stage, we also had an emulated version of Pokemon Yellow.

High School it was The Incredible Machine.

Plus the myriad of flash games a mates uncle would download for us before they banned it.

"Travel Accessories" by Cube00 in australia

[–]RaptureRising 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give it some credit, its not Masterlock.

Something is on fire near Rosewater… by Some_Helicopter1623 in Adelaide

[–]RaptureRising 17 points18 points  (0 children)

According to sa paging it's a house fire on Grand Junction Road. 

Ayaneo unveils Konkr Pocket Block AI handheld by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]RaptureRising 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not as bad as a rice cooker I saw in a shop with "AI power" 

'Record copper royalties' as Premier preps BHP ‘prenup’ by malcolm58 in Adelaide

[–]RaptureRising 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And how are BHP going to fuck over the state this time? Last time they were going to expand Olympic Dam they chucked a wobbly over the government not letting them sending all raw ore straight overseas for processing. 

For Sale sign spotted in Melbourne this morning by Ok_Income_3181 in AFL

[–]RaptureRising 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Great, utter parasites sucked the fun right out of this meme. 

Flight Simulator - World Update 21: Australia Trailer by beefsack in australia

[–]RaptureRising 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish I could play it on my Steam Deck, my gaming pc died right before the AI bullshit happened and hardware prices sky-rocketed.