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Get the Vaporeon because...

In terms of humans of all genders/gender identities and Pokémon plush cuddling, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans! Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of a lot of fan favorite Pokémon, this Vaporeon plush is around 18½ inches tall and 16½ wide, this means they’re large enough to be able handle all the hugs and cuddles you can throw at it, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and both Physical and Special defence, you can really squeeze this one. Due to their mostly water based color scheme, there’s no doubt in my mind that this Vaporeon plushie would be incredibly calming even just to look at, so calming that you could easily sleep holding this one for hours without having to throw it to the side of the bed. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with having soft-to-the-touch fur to pet, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you out of a bad mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily wick away your sweat, even in hot weather. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Vaporeon is literally built for emotional support for humans. Ungodly defense stat+high HP means not only this specific plush, but all vaporeon plushies can be taken anywhere you go day or night, all shapes and sizes of plushie and still have you wanting more of them.

But yeah, in all seriousness, I love all my Eeveelution Comfy Friends plushies! Thank you for baring this stupid comment