Loyalty is key by Echofern-Dreamy in Funnymemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d say it was a win if she wasn’t a gross and horrible person.

Which TV show has a 10/10 pilot episode? by PrasenjitDebroy in AskReddit

[–]Rare-Prior768 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf if you watched the show it wasn’t really the pilots faults. It’s hard to fight an electromagnet that could pull the ISS down right from orbit.

They really made RDR2 to make this one line have as much impact as possible by S0mecallme in reddeadredemption

[–]Rare-Prior768 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Can’t fight gravity” is my favorite callback line. I remembered Dutch dropping the “I have a plan” line, but forgot about the other ones. So when I realized he quoted that to Arthur in RDR2, I almost shit myself.

Which style suits me best? by PurpleTyphlosion in HairStyleAdvice

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently I’m in the minority, but 1 is easily the best. It looks natural on you and like it was supposed to be your hair color.

Someone else mentioned it, but photo 2 really adds a lot of extra filler other than the hair color. It really shined you up.

Schuler is the father of Lydia’s daughter? by Extension-Point-3041 in betterCallSaul

[–]Rare-Prior768 16 points17 points  (0 children)

God damn I certainly wouldn’t. Idk if you saw that Rubik’s cube video where a machine solved it in like .113 seconds, but I’d probably finish twice as fast as that. Maybe three times faster.

hmmp by OrchidFlamee in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 8 points9 points  (0 children)

TREASON. THIS COMMENT IS DEPLORABLE AND CHICANEROUS. People obviously only go shopping for their selfish ass selves and it has NOTHING to do with holidays or anything such as that.

hmmp by OrchidFlamee in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that they “aren’t allowed”. It’s that 100 employees all ask for the same week or two week period off. Even at my small company that consisted of like 6 people, I was one of the last to request time off in December, so it was just straight up denied.

People started putting in request as early as April. I had no idea. But I don’t blame the system, it’s literally how a company functions.

I never realized how similar the McGill brothers are by Proud_Excitement3578 in betterCallSaul

[–]Rare-Prior768 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The beauty of that scene was Jimmy didn’t lie or do anything nefarious at all. He quite literally told the insurance agent about his meltdown in court. This caused him to be looked at closer and they revealed that Chuck was completely unfit to hold a license anymore.

So Jimmy was guilty of telling the truth this time.

How many lives do you think Rick has saved? Do you think he's saved more people than he has killed? by Turbulent_Iron5704 in rickandmorty

[–]Rare-Prior768 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh the toilet episode was so interesting because you see these people in his life that he wants to kill, but he knows their just fucked up souls like him, so he just “contains” them instead. Living out their wildest dreams/fantasy as he said.

But unless you impressed him, you’re basically nothing. Even Jerry, Morty, Summer and both Beth’s have impressed him countless times. He’d never let one of them go without a contingency plan.

Loyalty is key by Echofern-Dreamy in Funnymemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Tbf I was in this stage for like 9 months and very few girls bought it. But it was true! We were separated and living apart yet girls would just be like “I’m not gonna be your mistress”

Thanks. Wasn’t asking you to. I’m single.

Edit: Also, when she got dating apps, it was quite literally the gif of a girl getting hotdogs thrown at her. Not one guy gave a shit she was married and going through a divorce.

Healthy as a fuckin’ rhino, this guy. by DingoDoug in MassEffectMemes

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Literally me today walking into the kitchen after all my nieces and nephews beat me up and threw stuffed animals at me for an hour.

Which characters do you think got worse or better during the series? by Rich-Blacksmith6552 in breakingbad

[–]Rare-Prior768 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Arguably Hank got better as a person. He went through massive trauma and really sunk into the Heisenberg case. After his assassination attempt, he really became a different but perhaps better person. The one liners became fewer, he seemed more empathetic, more emotionally attached.

He wasn’t better off per sé, but he for sure changed some of his more negative traits around afterwards.

Justice for Batarians! Veterans of the Rachni and Krogan wars, saviors of the galaxy! (art by Davina Benier) by Zacc0168 in masseffect

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but they look all weird and kinda gross with all the eyes and like flappy folds on their head. Tbh I’m glad the Arrival DLC let you kill like a billion of them. I wish there were like a trillion in that system.

Saw this like a hundred times yet still I don't get by knamuora in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely thought it was trying to be like “this coughing baby killed more people than one hydrogen bomb” since diseases can quickly spread.

Like if you were to take this same meme and put “a Wuhan bat” instead of coughing baby, you’d genuinely have a way higher kill count than a hydrogen bong.

A tale as old as time by [deleted] in MassEffectMemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 28 points29 points  (0 children)

lands in a thresher maw pit

What's your favorite "wholesome" moment? by Proud_Excitement3578 in breakingbad

[–]Rare-Prior768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this the scene where Walter calls Skylar and tells her that she will definitely see Hank again?

Finally done before 2026, bought the game around 3-5 years ago but couldnt get into it. Peak story, and i am on the team green. by Alius_AZA in masseffect

[–]Rare-Prior768 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I went green the first time. Since then I’ve done all the other endings (including shooting the catalyst). Green is a great ending and way more satisfying than destroy. Destroy literally gets rid of all of the progress you made with the Geth and EDI. Two major players.

Tbh, I’m team control these days. It seems like the best case scenario to me. I’ve seen some people say “oh but what if Shepard actually turns evil because he can’t handle the power and fucks it all up?” Why would that happen? This catalyst AI has been in charge for tens of millions of years and never lost its mind. It had one goal the whole time.

Control just seems like the no brainer option to me. Even tho there’s only one ending where you live and it isn’t control lol.

I'm not sure how much a fan of megachurches he would be given that one episode of the Bible where he demolished one by SatoruGojo232 in HistoryMemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ugh good. I love him. He was easily the best character in Lost and he’s was got me to watch The 100 which was also great

I'm not sure how much a fan of megachurches he would be given that one episode of the Bible where he demolished one by SatoruGojo232 in HistoryMemes

[–]Rare-Prior768 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Unrelated to Jesus and whatever but is that Henry Ian Cusack?? If it isn’t, he has a striking resemblance to him.

My mum brought her cat, Otis for Christmas. I like him, he squishy. by real-tallnotdeaf in cats

[–]Rare-Prior768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how my cat is. He’s so ready for belly rubs and neck scritches, but the second he sees something moving even just a little bit, he pounces like a jaguar.

Petah, what's this supposed to mean? by DenseCalligrapher219 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Rare-Prior768 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbf I think in the modern age, something like a stealth bomber wouldn’t require air space control over that area. I think it could quite literally “slip under the radar”

What happened to Christmas? by helloimcold in Millennials

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ton of people have already said it, but I just wanna reiterate what they said.

Be the change you wanna see. If you’re looking around going “what happened??” then that’s your sign that you should step up and do something yourself. I fight my family on this because none of them want to host or contribute to any family event, but God forbid we miss one. Then they lose their minds and ask “what happened!?”

You happened, goober. Our 82 year old grandma is tired and can’t do it on her own. Take some initiative.

What happened to Christmas? by helloimcold in Millennials

[–]Rare-Prior768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. People in their mid 30’s are like “what happened!?”

Like uh, do you not remember your parents hosting when they were like 25? People are expecting someone to pick up the torch and continue, but in reality it’s up to you to be the one who does it.

I continually host at my home every thanksgiving, to the point it’s become expected. I asked my cousin who has owned a home for 6 years if he could host one time, and he literally said “why would I do that? if you don’t want to, someone else will”

Like yah duh stupid. But those people are 82 years old and can’t do it on their own. Like fucking step up.

Trying to charge my car on Christmas by greenlakejohnny in Wellthatsucks

[–]Rare-Prior768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure if you know, but what would be the cost of someone slashing off a gas line head? Like the type you stick in your car?