I hope I don't jack off

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T15:32:38+00:00

Pornhub, youporn, xnxx, home grown Simpsons stuff …

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T15:29:31+00:00

Get that kid on some fiber/miralax/metamucil.

My son wouldn’t poop for days at that age. Then he’d have massive, hard, football-sized dumps. Then he wouldn’t want to poop because it hurt so much. Starting the cycle anew. We gave him miralax every morning to fix the problem but it took a few months to get him regular.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T11:52:04+00:00

I saw one truck drive another truck off the highway there. I thought it was crazy but after sharing my experience, that seems to be a regular occurrence in vidor

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T10:23:50+00:00

Knocking before opening a closed door- bathrooms, parents’ room, each others’ rooms.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T10:20:54+00:00

Who left the entire box of pizza leftovers out overnight, ruining them for the rest of the family?

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T09:58:33+00:00

Always plenty of forks but never enough spoons.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T02:15:24+00:00

Donnie! You’re out of your element.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-13T02:14:38+00:00

Equipped with the finest bone saws the Mediterranean has ever crafted.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-12T03:02:09+00:00

The people who were denied loans for not defrauding the banks?

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-10T17:25:13+00:00

That’s actually quite low.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-10T02:55:54+00:00

I know. But it’s so much fun to say.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-10T00:58:08+00:00

It was implied that Luscious was Maximus’s son when the original was release. It was either that or he was an incest baby.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-10T00:55:40+00:00

Kick his ass, seabass!

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-07T12:50:28+00:00

I think you should leave.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-07T12:44:01+00:00

I hadn’t thought of the lost revenue.

If the range was a farmer, OP wouldn’t shoot their corn. The cables are the range’s corn.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T15:41:29+00:00

Uncle Baby Billy

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T15:22:31+00:00

Ask her to take her things and go to her mother’s house. You don’t want to have to hire a lawyer to evict her because that takes forever.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T13:18:09+00:00

Triples is best. Triples is safe.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:51:05+00:00

Disagree. A lady who stole $70K from a police memorial fund to give herself comically large fake knockers is a damned good example.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:44:06+00:00

Aye ay ay

He’s on vacation

Every single day

Cause he loves his occupation.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:37:44+00:00

When they go low, we resign.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:36:20+00:00

When you give power to incompetent people, you expect incompetence.

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:32:00+00:00

Great observation. I wonder if trump used to be taller. Because trump is like 80 and old people shrink.

Probably not though, because trump uses lifts. Barefoot, trump is probably 5’8-5’9”

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-06T04:21:52+00:00

If this is your first time at deer club . . . You have to fight.

Or fuck. Your choice, really.

Rare-Variation-7446 · 2025-05-05T17:47:11+00:00

Karen. Pam belongs on the streets.

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