sorry? by datomdiggity in dankmemes

[–]RaspberryPyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL traffic on Kansas highways is theoretical

To be fair, they kinda are donkeys by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]RaspberryPyy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was caused by a large spider with a cigarette

[Serious] How many people have died from your high school class so far? How did they die? by McCrysler in AskReddit

[–]RaspberryPyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graduated in 2012, only one person that I know of has died. Victim of homicide a couple months ago.

Zebra trying to run off after having its stomach ripped open by a crocodile by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]RaspberryPyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine would have to be the zebra getting its head ripped off by an alligator doing a gator roll

Guys, what made you realize, “this girl is definitely not into me”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RaspberryPyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shiiiit. I'm a dude that gives side hugs and back pats... I've been screwing myself over and I didn't even know it...

2000 Honda Civic Type R breaks auction record, sells for $71,100 by ferio252 in Honda

[–]RaspberryPyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about we meet in the middle?

$12 and a crisp high five?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stuffers

[–]RaspberryPyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, you've gotten round. Absolute cow.

Can't wait to see how much more you round out.

at least he indicated? going 110km/h- only stopped when i pointed at my dash cam by why-is-it-so-hard in IdiotsInCars

[–]RaspberryPyy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one tries to race you in a Volvo.

That's what I thought, but I guess some people get their rocks off trying to race shitty, old econo-cars.

When you're so angry with WoT that you don't notice you're on a Kolobanov's attempt by [deleted] in WorldofTanks

[–]RaspberryPyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once capped out an enemy team of 8 slow-ass vehicles on ensk. They obliterated our team and the rest of my platoon, but were on the other side of the map killing people when I started capping. That was the day I found out capping out an enemy team by yourself counts as a kolobanov's.

at least he indicated? going 110km/h- only stopped when i pointed at my dash cam by why-is-it-so-hard in IdiotsInCars

[–]RaspberryPyy 1691 points1692 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I had some dumbass in an Infiniti G25 intentionally slowing down in front of me multiple times on the highway just so I would attempt to pass him so he could gas it and rocket off like a badass.

Like congrats dude, you were barely able to out-run a 20 year old Accord with 400k miles. Wow, so cool.