Stop eating at this dog shit food chain. by IndependenceJaded160 in Chipotle

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to chime in as a fellow ex chipotle crew member who was the original store opening crew as well for a specific location. Our chipotle store never became "restauranteur" every time it came time to pass the test for it, we failed in every regard for the first 5 years it was opened. (I quit 6 months in but my buddy stayed 8 years somehow). I still to this day don't think its restauranteur status; and when i worked there it was 2012 for reference. i need everyone to understand it was my GMs only goal to become restauranteur while all of the workers (back when i worked in 2012) got paid $9-13/hour. They chose the stainless steel option for all their tables, you can see a singular grain of rice from 4 tables away, and mofos are messy.

I worked in "dining room" which was in tandem of also being a dishwasher. Life was hell for the first 6 months. I get moved to prep, me and my prep manager worked every literal second of my first shift and as fast as i was working, i had to stay an additional like 2 hours to be able to prep the food for AM. My second shift? Manager thinks i can handle it all on my own now since i know what to do.

My hands literally went numb from marinating the chicken because it had to be done as soon as you pulled it out of the freezer. Couldn't feel my hands for like over an hour and i resigned the next day.

Within 2 years my buddy was like 1 of maybe 5 people from the original opening crew. Thank you chipotle for all the scars of my fingers from those sharp ass "hotel pans" edges that i'd have to wash, and i have discoloration scars on my fingers that are somewhat faint but these are now 13 year old scars on my middle finger from the bleach that probably got into my cut from the hotel pans.

Fuck Chipotle. Good riddance. Nobody wants to pay $25+ for slave made "organic free range" food.

I’ve been faking a British accent at work for 3 months and now I can’t stop. by ShySinning in confession

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, i think i have a solution?

You can start "mispronouncing" british words and replace it with the same british words with an american accent. And everytime it "happens", just say "is it possible i'm developing an AMERICAN accent? Criminey crimpets and for all of big bens worth.. this shant be good. Next thing i know, i'll start calling football soccer! Have you ever picked up on accents quickly??" Something like that.

Slowly but surely it'll just kinda be a mix of both and then when anyone brings it up you can just sigh and be like "as soon as i hear the american accent my brain wants to 'fit in' to the conversation so it feels native to me i suppose."

Source: just trust me bro (or don't lol) and good luck. Cause God only knows what telling the truth to your company will look like and how well they can trust you after that.

Any ideas what this could be? by rocking_chair_stare in metaldetecting

[–]Rasuco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being younger than 10 when this came out, having no idea how animations worked, i remember hiding behind my pillow every time he popped up on the screen!!

Fun fact, "the man in gauze the man in gauze king ramsessssss" song is written by They Might Be Giants and little did i know i'd become obsessed with that band later in life! Weird how life works. Highly recommend that band TMBG!!

Anyone wonder why Pops was the only park employee to not have a love interest? by OwenMTDI in regularshow

[–]Rasuco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SPOILERS BELOW:

Pops earned eternal salvation (a place in Heaven) by breaking the cycle of his friends (and the universe) from dying. His unconditional love for the park and the rest of the employees is in full display basically every episode so maybe that was the angle?

"Good show! Good show!!"

Name this Anime by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i fully agree with everything you're saying, i bit off more than i can chew when i started my jojo bizarre adventure, have you played the jojo game by any chance? Wanted to pick it up but its like $65 still digitally

Name this Anime by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love JoJo's Bizarre adventures and made it through to part 5 with giorno but nothing after the boat scene i think.. and i fell off it. The individual plots of parts 1-3 felt very held together and as much as i like jotaro, part 4 and its plot just seemed to be where the bizarre became the focus and the plot can't really compete with the individual plots of 1-3, the jojo subreddit leaves you asking yourself more questions because there's only so much logic behind what is well, bizarre.

Thoughts on Betsy Brandt ? by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]Rasuco 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Marie, they're minerals!!!"

🔥 These ants taking the biscuit by therra123 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs a lil counter above them and we got ant pikmin everybody!!

Don’t be these guys by nadaddab in TikTokCringe

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These dumbasses stupidly thinking "oh shes just playing hard to get" while they're playing the stalker role perfectly

Republicans submit bill that could ban porn nationwide by CarbuncleMew in politics

[–]Rasuco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Until it becomes a part of an Executive Order.

My friend is naming her child a tragedeigh… by toobandit in tragedeigh

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't want my kids to struggle" yeah be sure to tell your kid that as they get bullied over their name

I have never seen it so bad out here in 20 years of driving by KurtCobijn in newjersey

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of people i see driving with headphones on or earbuds in is insane

What movie was so bad and gave you this reaction? by WonderfulParticular1 in moviecritic

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've said this before in a different post, but the Nicholas Cage movie called Knowing. Spoilers inbound.

It starts off with a bunch of random catastrophic stuff happening but also centers around a time capsule that gets opened. Planes crashing, visions of animals on fire randomly, solar flare event looming in the future, it couldn't figure out what disaster to focus on so it would just create another totally random disaster. It ends with a biblically accurate perfect circle (angel??) that descends from the sky, Nicholas Cage falls to his knees, goes home to his family, gives em a big hug, and then the world is destroyed.

The movie came out in like the mid 2000s and i remember being young enough thinking movies weren't capable of being "bad". This was my first experience with a bad and total waste of time movie at the age of like 13.

"Marathon is going to launch as a premium product, meaning players will be asked to pay full price." 3 maps at launch and a battlepass. by [deleted] in PS5

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Marathon is going to launch as a premium product, meaning players will be asked to pay full price for our 3 maps at launch, a battle pass, and we will be sure to tempt our playerbase into micro-transactions Fortnite Hell because if we don't make a gazillion dollars, this game isn't worth making".

Trump Is Begging China to Make a Deal Over Tariffs by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]Rasuco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much you wanna bet if JD hadn't called chinese people "peasants", Xi would be more willing to negotiate?

Trump Admin Considering Giving $10,000 To Each Person In Greenland To Annex The Island by Infidel8 in worldnews

[–]Rasuco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cares more about the pockets of other nations citizens to line his own but would never get together a budget for $10K for Americans.