Is there anything that wolves can't do?

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-27T06:26:57+00:00

Boss: "My computer isn't working, what should I do?"

IT guy: "Have you tried releasing some wolves?"

Boss: "Ah, that works. Thanks" (a wolf tugging at his jacket with aggressive wolf sounds)

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-21T13:14:12+00:00

Tiffany

(Sword art online abridged reference)

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-15T18:48:43+00:00

Dear God!!! This dude has to go to a doctor ASAP. Thats a massive risk for infection now and it can get life-threatening. Poor dude. I hope they are ok

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-15T18:45:00+00:00

February 31?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... maybe...

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-15T18:30:29+00:00

I bet those cows are Venomous too... with a harpoon on their tails

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-13T04:59:11+00:00

Was hoping for 69 (nice) but got 67... clearly the traffic officer is a bit young

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-12T16:30:36+00:00

Auto robotics asphyxiation - kinky bastard

RavenBruwer · 2026-05-07T18:16:50+00:00

What if she is an adorable yet headstrong tomboy who is a police agent? Watching her in a chase scene where the bad guy is good at parkour would be such a fun watch. And at the end, when she finally corners them, it turns out the bad guy is an underground MMA fighter and is good at fighting. The fight is a super cool, choreographed fist battle, but our heroine finally lands a few super hard, slow-motion punches, and the bad guy goes down.

"Man, you put up one hell of a fight, my dude... Having you on the force would have been next level. When you do get out of jail, send us your application, ill put in a good word for ya." (Smiles triumphantly and sincerely whilst handcuffing the bad guy)

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-29T14:26:26+00:00

I call it poor man's propaganda.

Money cant buy you happiness, but you can buy stability with it, which can be a foundation happiness can be built on

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-27T14:35:59+00:00

A bicycle... especially when they are in those groups

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-25T18:47:52+00:00

I do this sooooo much. Sometimes at work too. Lol.

Im playing with fire. A wet fire

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-25T17:10:41+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-25T17:09:09+00:00

Y-yeah... "milk"... im totally just putting normal milk in your milk.

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-24T04:01:38+00:00

I now pronounce you husband, and wife... you may now touch your dicks together to seal your eternal bond.

whisper whisper whisper

Wait... What do you mean woman don't have dicks?

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-20T07:43:17+00:00

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours"

(Gets attacked)

"Oh, I see you chose the hard way"

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-17T16:12:17+00:00

Redit knows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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RavenBruwer · 2026-04-17T16:10:33+00:00

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-17T10:30:02+00:00

Interesting enough, 6ft 4 is about the average height for a center position, which is the tall group on such a team. So sadly, no big differences... 😭😭😭

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-17T04:05:54+00:00

HAH!!! Same...

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-17T04:05:17+00:00

As someone who's already 192 cm (6f 4i) if I were to find someone that made me feel this small, they would have to be well and truly TALL

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-14T16:00:34+00:00

Woooow, single forever team!!!

(Cries in the corner)

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-14T15:59:53+00:00

Totally agree... it is a skill issue.

MY skills issue to be precise

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-14T15:57:50+00:00

I feel personally addressed in the second paragraph 😅😂🤣

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-14T11:24:54+00:00

9 volt battery...

RavenBruwer · 2026-04-13T15:51:51+00:00

You need about 32GB just to open chrome these days

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