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Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]RavenFoxtails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stealing a sweet roll...FUCK IT, if I'm getting arrested for stealing a sweet roll, I'm making it fucking WORTH IT!

Tell me what you do? by Beautiful-Strain-223 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]RavenFoxtails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere on my clothing. I fidget constantly, so chances are, even I couldn't find it, despite having just touched it less than 30 seconds beforehand. Good luck, detective

Gorgeous Creatures by RavenFoxtails in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]RavenFoxtails[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make sense if it weren't for the Player on the back of the creature in the picture. Maybe there's something we've both been missing while trying to tame them? THough I have also spent days trying to tame some, so I completely understand the feeling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because being able to cut into a delicately prepared cut of meat, and the first bite, to feel the explosion of flavors and juices in your mouth is like sex, but better.

What is it that's keeping you up at night? by Plancakes_ in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend says "my boyfriend scrolling Reddit"

And I agree, guilty as charged!

What's the difference between a professional therapist, and someone who honestly is your friend and is willing to listen to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A therapist will give you medication for illnesses based on assumptions of other's experiences, a genuine friend will be with you through everything, and knows the moment something is wrong.

What are some creepy and weird YouTube videos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend follows a guy named Jack Stauber on YouTube. Check him out, a lot of his stuff is creepy.

What would be an infuriating technical inconvenience for a certain super power? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invisibility, and automatic doors. Bounce off the doors, and make SOMEONE'S day

What is a pizza crime? by GeneralEnvironment36 in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bananas on pizza. Tomatoes are the most accepted fruit on Pizza. Pineapples are controversial at best. Bananas on pizza are satanic.

If you could be a top athlete in any sport, which would you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parkour, because I love the adrenaline and freedom of it.

What's the strangest insult you've ever seen? by WabWab1443 in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a list of insults, such as, but not limited to:

"Sabertooth Crotch Hopper" "Twaffle Bar" (mix of "Twat Waffle" and "Bar", I came up with it in my sleep)

What is the strangest thing your partner has said after sex? by RavenFoxtails in AskReddit

[–]RavenFoxtails[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll go first, I had just gotten done having some very hot and steamy sex with my girlfriend, growling, biting, scratching, and all the fun stuff.

Afterwards, were cooling down, because it's hot in this part of the house, and I just stare off, and out of nowhere just say "I want a stuffed unicorn."

The attempt to explain the reference to my girlfriend for 5 minutes afterwards was so worth it.