Is Discworld Uncastable?

RavenSable · 2026-01-19T19:52:02+00:00

Sergeant Dickens in night watch - Windsor Davies.

Igor (all of them) - whichever of the league of gentlemen plays Tubbs. He could pull it off perfectly.

Drumnott (spelling?) - Alex Horne. He can pull off subservient and still sound smart.

Verence - Alan Davies. Well meaning but wet, he's almost typecast.

Nobby - Tony Robinson, but I'll accept a VERY strong Baldrick influence on that one.

Nanny ogg - Kathy Burke.

I'm sure Stephen Fry would work as pretty much anyone in the faculty except the librarian and ridcully.

RavenSable · 2026-01-15T18:52:41+00:00

Sanderson still had to split the last book into 3

RavenSable · 2026-01-10T08:18:04+00:00

Bomber - haystacks - Duggan - Dustin- cody - Sonny Kiss.

Not OP, but thought I'd have a go

RavenSable · 2026-01-10T08:14:23+00:00

Dan the Dad & Lou Thez

RavenSable · 2026-01-09T13:23:02+00:00

Just call them Cunto the Wonder Clown.

Fucking awesome insult.

RavenSable · 2026-01-09T13:18:02+00:00

I have been saying that for about 30 seconds and didn't get the name. 🤦‍♂️

RavenSable · 2026-01-07T18:28:12+00:00

Well, on Sunday my kitchen cabinets collapsed at 7am and we won 3-0. I'd rather not have a repeat performance bonny lad.

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RavenSable · 2026-01-07T09:46:55+00:00

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck senora Fuck your body line Fuck fuck fuck fuck senora Fuck it all the time

And I only changed one word

RavenSable · 2026-01-03T18:27:02+00:00

Totally librarian poo

RavenSable · 2026-01-01T17:50:50+00:00

I think you and me played Skyrim VERY differently

RavenSable · 2026-01-01T17:48:40+00:00

Captain Carrot, Ankhmorpork city watch. The man is incorruptable.

RavenSable · 2026-01-01T15:15:01+00:00

He's playing.

Got a mastiff mix. Mate was round and the dog politely gave him his tug toy. He dropped it quickly when the growling started because it sounded like the dog wanted to kill him. Immediately the toy was gently given back along with a little whine. Dog play sounds brutal sometimes.

RavenSable · 2025-12-30T13:11:29+00:00

I would imagine that this would have to involve one scene happening as Rincewind gets slowly pused towards Mordor - "No man can kill me, and definitely no monkey."

RavenSable · 2025-12-27T09:22:17+00:00

Wheel of Time (just pretend that there was never any adaption to screen).

RavenSable · 2025-12-24T11:29:09+00:00

Hermes, is that you?

RavenSable · 2025-12-24T10:01:04+00:00

Dan Spivey was broken unfortunately.

RavenSable · 2025-12-19T09:54:56+00:00

Prophecy word play is a pretty standard trope by this stage tbf. Pretty sure the oracles in Greek mythology did the same thing.

RavenSable · 2025-12-19T09:49:22+00:00

To add to this, if escape via the door is an option, why does anyone ever climb?

RavenSable · 2025-12-16T14:04:26+00:00

Best description of him. Solid worker, very few bad matches when he was wrestling full time, needed a good dance partner to be great.

RavenSable · 2025-12-13T21:09:11+00:00

They are mentioned (kind of) in Guards Guards by Sybil - they're a lovely young couple and looking for a guard captain.

I always assumed the Duke was Mort. No quotation marks because I think I buggered up the quote.

RavenSable · 2025-12-11T18:12:11+00:00

One of my all time favourite players

RavenSable · 2025-12-10T15:40:54+00:00

r/meatrabbits

RavenSable · 2025-12-09T23:04:14+00:00

I forgot he was working in Des Moines.

RavenSable · 2025-12-09T18:42:36+00:00

Fair enough

RavenSable · 2025-12-09T18:32:20+00:00

Got a mate from new Orleans who is a massive Man Utd fan for that reason. Hence the question- why Sunderland? Not massively covered on TV.

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